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Cocaine Jesus statue seized at the border

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Federal agents in Laredo seized a 6lb pure cocaine statue of Jesus estimated at $30,000 street value.

The statue was made of a cocaine paste that was molded into a figure of Jesus and then intricately painted. It was extremely detailed all the way down to the hair.

If the statue had made it across the border the dealers would have dissolved the cocaine in water.
jc1748

27 responses // Cocaine Jesus statue seized at the border

  • "What Would Jesus Do" ?
    CharlieG
  • hmmm so that's what made the priest's "high" , good thing there's informants huh... They got Jesus ! but the Virgin Mary and 20 other Saints made it through. Woo Hooo party on America !
    Enjoy_Cannabis
  • "You said it man. Nobody smuggles the Jesus!"
    Hawkmang
  • yeah they should of made it look like the devil , it would of made it easier
    johnmcstupid
  • Now that is brilliant! Eat that, Maltese Falcon!
    Elligirl
  • I'm not down w/ religion. But Jesus is dope!
  • Wasn't this a plot point in the Steven Soderbergh movie "Traffic?"
    royalwcheese
  • Thats sounds pretty damn nifty to me! Who says nifty?
    Kallico75
  • I always knew this country was wrapped around "Christian Values"
    Scottishman
  • I didn't know that cocaine smugglers were that creative!
    timunuhe
  • That's actually really clever. And it's a good thing for drug dogs man!
    haha and Kallico75 i say nifty.
    is that bad?
    earthhugger
  • the way gas prices are you gotta do something to make extra money
    Jtonio4823
  • Yeah this is nothing new, which is why they knew to check the statue. In fact the quality looks down right lazy, I've seen some of the statues that look like they belong in the MET.
    Mafioso
  • Well you can just drive to Mexico where I live. Their gas prices are not as bad as ours. You just have to make sure it's for personal use, so you don't get killed by the taxes when you cross back.
    Mafioso
  • they do sorta the same thing in Morrocco - except with hash - they mold it into the shape of cooking lids and then glaze it like earthenware , to seal in the smell , and then have tourists carry a couple over to spain . you can make $400 . each lid weighs more than 5 pounds.
    malathion
  • that is like those virgin maries they had on lost dunig the first season
  • Omg too many bad puns!
    RudyRudell
  • Genius idea that didn't get an A+ but got a D.
    dontipo
  • DOG FINDS GOD!

    And last one, I swear: Jesus really IS magic!
    Hawkmang
  • Finally someone has found a use for jesus, maybe next they can mold the coke into those jesus fish i see stuck all over everyones cars these days.
    etosha_pent
  • I can't believe six pounds of coke will only net you 30,000. I thought coke was way more expensive than that.
    Ricky84
  • Amen
    Lunayoyo
  • I've always known Jesus smoked a lot of pot, but I didn't know he messed with the hard stuff.

    http://www.the420network.com/420medicinals.html
    merkaba

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