Campaign Update 06/03/08
- added June 3, 2008
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The end of the primaries, the continuation of foreign policy fights, and the best new political word since "Borked!"
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I've been feeling "Vilsacked" ever since this campaign started back in 1907...2007...whatever.
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I'm totes using Vilsacked just as soon as I stop saying TOTES and THAT'S SO FETCH.
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- lruettimann
- 2 months ago
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"Vilsacked?" What does that mean? Being abandoned by your birth mother and being raised by a drug-addicted foster mother yet still rising to the position of governor of a state, like Tom Vilsack did?
Or, it could mean responding to a funny video with a somewhat sad but inspiring yet too serious piece of background information. -
Poor Brett's Exploding Head!
Sarah you've done a great job filling in, I hope to see you a lot more!
Glad to hear the whole exploding head thing will be cleared up by tomorrow...-
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- KarlitoMosquito
- 2 months ago
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Sorry Sarah...you tried...but I don't think that Campaign update is for you. I'm just being honest.
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- mexisurfer
- 2 months ago
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Vilsacked..."That's so fetch!"
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Using Vilsack as a substitute for expletives.
Let's take a verse from Ice Cube's "Doing Dumb Vilsack"
When I was young I used to hang with the seventh graders
Little bad mothervilsack playing Space Invaders
Vilsacking with the girls in the fourth grade
Either feeling on they butts or pulling on they braids
Walking with the schoolhouse bully
By doing that, I had a lot of pull, G
Cheating on tests, making a mess
Cussing like a sailor at recess
It must a been a half moon
Cause you'll catch me running out the little girls' bathroom
Chewing on Good and Plenties
Got my gamble on at lunch pitching pennies
Yo I was living like the class clown
Pulling all the hokes, making all the jokes man
When you young it's hard to see
That it's wrong throwing rocks at the RTD
Popping out your window with a BB gun
Better yet knocking on your door and run
Playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little stank
Even though I was still shooting blanks
As soon as the dark hit
I was stealing candy out the corner market
Until I got my vilsack whipped
Cause I was ten years old, doing dumb vilsack -
gosling? Somebody spent too much time in school...
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