TV Schedule

Campaign Update 06/06/08



  3. embed code
  4. berlich
  5. related topics
Angry cows, boogers, and giant extremities. That's politics for you.
berlich

8 responses // Campaign Update 06/06/08

  • So how much exactly is in a Metric Ass-Ton? Is it the same as a Butt-Load? Or is a Butt-load the non-metric equivalent?

    Oh butt math, how you torment me so...
    KarlitoMosquito
  • So is Mr. Erlich going to have a job when the election is over?

    I'll hire him as my personal news reporter. He can wake me up in the morning with a good sensual reading of the newspaper head lines! but he has to be smoking a Sherlock Homes pipe!
    Audiogeek
    1 response to this
  • A ton is not metric but ass might be. I'm not sure though.
    pigmonkey
  • Yeah, has McCain told lobbyists and political special interest groups to stop giving him money? i bet NOT.

    That is the most honest thing Obama can do. Yay Obama. I think I'll give him another Jefferson ($20)
    Julie_Soller
  • To the people above, I believe he was referring to asstonnes rather than asstons. While they're pronounced the same way, an asstonne is exactly 1000 buttloads, while an asston is only 907 buttloads.
    anonymouse
    1 response to this
  • 1. Only asses in nations / colonies conquered by Ass-Napoleon were made to convert their posteriors to metric. Ass-Nap also mandated that even-numbered asstonners live on the North or West side of the street, and odd-tonners, the South or East.

    2. McCain recently had to tell all his campaign peeps who had ties to lobbies to either quit the campaign or their lobby jobbies.

    3. Anonymouse is wise.
    berlich

Add your response

Login/Registration is required to add a response.