The 11 most badass last words ever uttered
- added June 9, 2008
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- makimaki
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Everyone hopes to leave a legacy. To be remembered after our passing is the closest thing humans have to immortality, at least until cryogenics figures out how to reanimate Walt Disney's head.
Some people try to pull off immortality with a lifetime of achievements and noble acts. But why piss away all that energy on altruism when you can simply spout one badass quote before you take the dirt nap and live on through eternity known as a guy who needed a second casket for his balls?
Some people try to pull off immortality with a lifetime of achievements and noble acts. But why piss away all that energy on altruism when you can simply spout one badass quote before you take the dirt nap and live on through eternity known as a guy who needed a second casket for his balls?
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Nice one
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- cubbingabout
- 4 months ago
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"more weight" - i love it!
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- Mr_Costello
- 4 months ago
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"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you are only going to kill a man."
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- NicoleMarie
- 4 months ago
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"Now now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
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"French Fries!"
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- joshuaheller
- 4 months ago
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Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!
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Maybe they only had one rocket
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Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way.
Who: Robert Erskine Childers, last words, to his firing squad, Irish Civil War 1922 -
No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.
Who: Crawford Goldsby, aka Cherokee Bill, when asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged -
This is funny.
Who: Doc Holliday
Doc Holliday was a consumptive gunfighter. He always thought, and perhaps hoped, that he would die in a fight or "with his boots on". He died in a hotel bed from tuberculosis. These last words were uttered after seeing his feet with boots off. -
Don't make a mess of it - shoot straight, you bastards.
Who: Harry Morant
Note: Morant was courtmartialed and executed by the British, charged with killing Boer prisoners. To the end he claimed to have been following orders. -
I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.
Who: Leonardo da Vinci -
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.
Who: Oscar Wilde -
rosebud.
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- wiredbirds
- 4 months ago
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you gotta a point
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They are cool for someone deemed them worthy enough to remember their last words for historical awesomeness.
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My dying words:
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -
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lol french fries one was pretty funny, wow that guy musta liked humour.
"Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'" -- James French before being executed by the chair
I hope I can make a great line to be remembered :), cept funny thing is I dont think I knew any of these lines until now.-
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- NickerBocker09
- 4 months ago
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I wish I could think that quick to say something that memorable.
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nickerbocker09 id love to hear about that paper send info to kst_wilson@yahoo.com.
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that picture above reminds us so much about slavery which is why i thank god every day that we are free from enslavement.
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James French, putting the 'pun' back into 'capital punishment'.
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- amstreater
- 4 months ago
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tashai...
um... wwwwwwwwhat???-
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- squidteeth
- 4 months ago
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Exscuse me, while I scratch my ass!
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"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" lol
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