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After bush's failed attempt at keeping gas prices low, by vetoing a bill that would tax oil companies, chuck norris decided he would take america by the hand and guide her to the solution. Chuck norris wrote this letter to congress, where he outlines how we can lower gas prices.


"By Chuck Norris
Jun 10, 2008

Last Thursday, oil prices increased $5.50 per barrel in one day. Last Friday marked the biggest single-day surge in oil price history, rocketing $11 more to $138 on the New York Mercantile Exchange. In just two days, oil costs increased 13 percent. Average Americans literally are driving to the poorhouse on financial fumes. With gas at $4 per gallon, roughly two cars in every household, and the average annual gas usage at 700 gallons, you do the math.

Americans are being forced to use their hard-earned money that once put food in their stomachs to put petroleum in their tanks and to drive the exact same distances they drove a decade ago for four to five times the price.

As oil and gas prices skyrocket, Congress continues to play the blame game. In April 2006, with the Democrats poised to take over Congress with Nancy Pelosi at the helm, she released a statement saying, "With skyrocketing gas prices, it is clear that the American people can no longer afford the Republican Rubber Stamp Congress." She followed that with a commitment, "Democrats have a commonsense plan to help bring down skyrocketing gas prices by cracking down on price gouging." So, has the Democrats' common-sense plan worked? Average gas prices were about $2.50 a gallon at the time. Now they're $4 a gallon and rising. Some crackdown plan.

Look at the energy chaos that our government has allowed. While we remain at the mercy of oil companies, cartels and OPEC, our government has tied the hands of states and citizens to tap even temporary energy relief from our own land. Here are a few key vistas on the oil and energy landscape:"

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15 responses // Chuck Norris round-house kicks gas prices

  • Finally someone is getting something together that actually is going to make a difference. Instead of pointing fingers complain loud enough and those that should listen will have to listen and that's how it ought to be.
    J_Jammer
  • I emailed chuck norris, because I thought hes "solution" is indeed horrible.
    Juas
  • At least he has one and he's not spending his time impeaching a president when other things are far more important.
    J_Jammer
  • i would like to see chuck noris round-house kick bush
    fuckbush
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  • i lost all respect for chuck norris when he supported huckabee, i didn't even read this because im so dissappointed (and currently lazy). he was like god to me before. ha. : (
    lemonsun12
  • Okay ...

    fuckbush, your comment literally made me laugh out loud.

    lemonsun12, agreed whole heartedly.

    Big Oil has been very good to BushCo.

    Here's an idea, how's about we stop throwing exorbitant amounts of money *every single day* at a senseless, indeed illegal occupation?

    But nooo, BushCo et. al. are getting rich off that, too.
    Amber_LaStrega
  • Gross this place has been infected by BHI.

    Bush Hating Idiots. It's a disease that infiltrates the mind and doesn't allow them to see what is actually going on. Instead they see what their party feeds them and they drone here and there over nothing but senseless dribble.

    Now if they were cured of this they would actually have things to say that are rightfully so. Bush has done many things wrong but the hate that is spewed from the BHIs is just pathetic drone talk.

    I want humans back. Nix the drones.
    J_Jammer
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  • J_Jammer ... with all due respect:

    Bush hating idiots?

    J_Jammer, with all due respect, you ignorant slut. (ode to early SNL as I'm guessing you're too young to remember the reference)

    Apologies for that, but you deserve no better.

    Get a fucking clue, and realize YOU'RE PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

    Apologies again, I'm not usually for yelling via caps, but yours was a post that prompted such.

    Know, with your IDIOTIC following of a regime that has encroached upon not only mine, but YOUR IDIOTIC civil rights and our Constitution you deserve CAPS yelling at you.

    Ah. Fuck it. You deserve what BushCo would do (and has) to you.

    Bend over. Take it like a sheep.

    Bush loves his sheep ... and God Bless America ... he's got you!

    Hurrah. Now, piss up a rope.

    And piss knowing that approximately 75% of Americans WHO WILL VOTE disagree with you.
    Amber_LaStrega
  • Majority doesn't mean right.

    Nice try, though, with the anger. They say those that are angry lose a lot of IQ points and become mentally retarded.

    Case in point.
    J_Jammer
  • Ah yes, and you've ... per case in point ... proven your IQ status.

    I'm so underwhelmed.

    Agreed majority doesn't necessarily mean 'right' as you say ... I'd say 'correct' but that's neither here nor there.

    We'll see what majority reflects this time around.

    Wish you all the best ... honest I'm not angry with you, I'm simply angry with your mindset, to which, obviously, you're welcome.

    And to which I'll argue to the end.

    Regards.
    Amber_LaStrega
  • Yes. My mindset is a sense of respect.

    None of which is given and should be given to a President no matter the political party. Disagree, sure but do so without having to be volatile or you're just as bad as he who you complain about.
    J_Jammer
  • Hey J_Jammer don't you hate arguing with Fem-Bots?? I'm with you. Nix the drones. Yo Amber have you ever said no to a camera???
    flagman

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