Have a one night stand, get branded for life

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Sure, a herpes outbreak can stay with you for the rest of your life, but if you ask me getting BRANDED with a hot iron is far worse a fate.

In a victory for promiscuous men everywhere, a court sentenced 23-year-old Kristina Caban five years in prison for branding a guy for not calling her back after they had sex. New York Supreme Court Justice Michael Obus, who ruled over the decision, called Caban’s freak-out violence “not remotely justifiable.”

But this wasn’t just some heat-of-the-moment branding. The Assistant District Attorney says Caban, a photography student, was the “mastermind” behind a plot to burn a 4-inch “R” into her 2004 one-stint lover, Samir “Sammy” Sara, while her now-boyfriend and another dude held him down.
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Scott_Bromley
  • added June 16, 2008

38 comments // Have a one night stand, get branded for life

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    why...?

    crazy people.

    MissAmanda
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    be branded... or get herpys...

    i would rather choose the branding at least that way my sex life wouldnt be ruined

    RoBot_rOcKer
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    This chick has some serious psych issues. Branding people like cattle? What's even crazier about this story is that she has a boyfriend after all of this. He must be just as nuts as she is.

    alpha_nova
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    Oh, I don't think the guy suffered that much. He'll probably be showing it off and claiming he got it from fighting terrorists or something.

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    wow..that's intense.

    sgirgis72
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    Wow this is crazy. I thought she would have learn from that mistake and move on. But I think she thought she got her pay back 2 years later? 5 years in jail would make her think things through now.

    Milu82
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    Yeah I'd take a branding.

    BenDorries
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    Ouch! That's just insane. Almost even more shocking is the fact that a new boyfriend would get involved with something like that.

    Sara_Airey
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    Why "R"? Why something that the guy could just mak3 something up like, "oh yeah, "R", that just stands for Radical, or Really-Great-Guy." If she was really smart she woulda put something like, I-had-sex-with-a-girl-once-and-never-called-her-back, or, kristina-caban-was-here.
    It just seems like it was alot of hard work to go through to just brand a letter on this guy, when noone will no that "R" means, had-a-one-night-stand.

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    That is one scary lookin' human.

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    No.

    Brain damaged.

    To think the world couldn't possibly produce any more stupid people. Shocker.

    J_Jammer
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    Dirty whore.

    cerealforeal
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    Maybe she's been burned one two many times and has decided to return the favor, permanently.

    Neghie
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    Which school was that, so that I can avoid it?

    timunuhe
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    The Scarlet Letter for 2008, you've come a long way baby.

    digitrash
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    *sighs* I can't understand why this 'news' is deemed more important than, say, everything else on the front page?

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    What do you say to a crazy chick that's about to brand you you with a "R"?

    "There you are! I meant to call you but I lost your number and couldn't track you down! I'm so glad we finally bumped into one another!"

    And what does the "R" stand for?

    crob80227
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    Imagine what her 'new-boyfriend' was thinking while they were holding him down..??? "" Hmmm... she won't do this to ME right?.... .... right?..... naaaaaaaaaah"

    chillwillNJ
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    some people like being branded, myabe it was just a miscommunication

    clayjj05
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    wow.... the sex must have been awful

    dedemetal
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    I wonder what she is going to try and do to her current BF if they ever break up?!?!?!

    clarity_kat
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    the bar game is JUNK, as are the people who participate. its' 2008, ever hear of museums, raves, or lounges?

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    i bet that was some awesome sex - i bet the guy monster f--ed her and she went mad from withdrawal - i say the guy is a rock star .

    malathion
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    HAHAHAHA! Malathion, nice man, nice!!!

    That's prolly what the R stood for.

    squidteeth
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    have grown up in the late 60's and 70's and not placeing an abnormal amount of importance on sex,
    sex aside she assaulted him and should be found guilty.
    i have been married 27 years a year or so prior to that i enjoyed quite a sex life with multiple partners, had nothing to do with love we just enjoyed sex. the sex had nothing to do with the relationships

    charleskaj
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