In a victory for promiscuous men everywhere, a court sentenced 23-year-old Kristina Caban five years in prison for branding a guy for not calling her back after they had sex. New York Supreme Court Justice Michael Obus, who ruled over the decision, called Caban’s freak-out violence “not remotely justifiable.”
But this wasn’t just some heat-of-the-moment branding. The Assistant District Attorney says Caban, a photography student, was the “mastermind” behind a plot to burn a 4-inch “R” into her 2004 one-stint lover, Samir “Sammy” Sara, while her now-boyfriend and another dude held him down.
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- Scott_Bromley
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why...?
crazy people.
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- MissAmanda
- 1 year ago
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be branded... or get herpys...
i would rather choose the branding at least that way my sex life wouldnt be ruined
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- RoBot_rOcKer
- 1 year ago
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This chick has some serious psych issues. Branding people like cattle? What's even crazier about this story is that she has a boyfriend after all of this. He must be just as nuts as she is.
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- alpha_nova
- 1 year ago
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Oh, I don't think the guy suffered that much. He'll probably be showing it off and claiming he got it from fighting terrorists or something.
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- PoisonTheMonkey
- 1 year ago
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wow..that's intense.
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Wow this is crazy. I thought she would have learn from that mistake and move on. But I think she thought she got her pay back 2 years later? 5 years in jail would make her think things through now.
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Yeah I'd take a branding.
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- BenDorries
- 1 year ago
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Ouch! That's just insane. Almost even more shocking is the fact that a new boyfriend would get involved with something like that.
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- Sara_Airey
- 1 year ago
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Why "R"? Why something that the guy could just mak3 something up like, "oh yeah, "R", that just stands for Radical, or Really-Great-Guy." If she was really smart she woulda put something like, I-had-sex-with-a-girl-once-and-never-called-her-back, or, kristina-caban-was-here.
It just seems like it was alot of hard work to go through to just brand a letter on this guy, when noone will no that "R" means, had-a-one-night-stand.-
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- wehearthawkins
- 1 year ago
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That is one scary lookin' human.
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- YourMothersMilk
- 1 year ago
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No.
Brain damaged.
To think the world couldn't possibly produce any more stupid people. Shocker.
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Dirty whore.
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- cerealforeal
- 1 year ago
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Maybe she's been burned one two many times and has decided to return the favor, permanently.
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Which school was that, so that I can avoid it?
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The Scarlet Letter for 2008, you've come a long way baby.
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*sighs* I can't understand why this 'news' is deemed more important than, say, everything else on the front page?
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- PoisonTheMonkey
- 1 year ago
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What do you say to a crazy chick that's about to brand you you with a "R"?
"There you are! I meant to call you but I lost your number and couldn't track you down! I'm so glad we finally bumped into one another!"
And what does the "R" stand for?
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Imagine what her 'new-boyfriend' was thinking while they were holding him down..??? "" Hmmm... she won't do this to ME right?.... .... right?..... naaaaaaaaaah"
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- chillwillNJ
- 1 year ago
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some people like being branded, myabe it was just a miscommunication
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wow.... the sex must have been awful
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I wonder what she is going to try and do to her current BF if they ever break up?!?!?!
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- clarity_kat
- 1 year ago
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the bar game is JUNK, as are the people who participate. its' 2008, ever hear of museums, raves, or lounges?
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- Wessagusset_Oracle
- 1 year ago
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i bet that was some awesome sex - i bet the guy monster f--ed her and she went mad from withdrawal - i say the guy is a rock star .
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HAHAHAHA! Malathion, nice man, nice!!!
That's prolly what the R stood for.
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- squidteeth
- 1 year ago
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have grown up in the late 60's and 70's and not placeing an abnormal amount of importance on sex,
sex aside she assaulted him and should be found guilty.
i have been married 27 years a year or so prior to that i enjoyed quite a sex life with multiple partners, had nothing to do with love we just enjoyed sex. the sex had nothing to do with the relationships-
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- charleskaj
- 1 year ago
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