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If you ever thought unlocking your car doors with a remote was easy, imagine being able to use the same technique on your child-bearing abilities.

Here's Popular Science's collection of four new high tech male contraceptives currently being researched.
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21 responses // High-tech male contraception with remote

  • Finally! Doesn't it seem far more logical to stop sperm where they begin, rather than altering a woman's entire hormonal system?
    celestialceiling
  • No one is getting anywhere near my soldiers with ultrasound equipment!
    BetterWatching
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  • I would be afraid of some of these causing permanent sterility.....and to top it off....all of these invlove some form of inserting stuff into the penis...and well..that would hurt.
    SilenceNoMore
  • oh yeah!

    poor lil' horny guys, it would be too much of a sacrifice, right?
    jade_azul16
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  • I bet your guy would forget the remote, or lose it!
    shroomfairy
  • there is too many of us anyway, do your planet a favor and adopt a child!!
    jade_azul16
  • STD rates will explode
    clayjj05
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  • This is an awesome development but I do not think it should be used
    sail4life8
  • Im not going to be the first in line for that one
    Deacon3030
  • I'm looking forward to reliable male contraceptives. Having her tell me she''ll take 2 pills the next day doesn't make me feel at ease.
    Analogue4Digital
  • Can I just click it and turn off any man's fertility?

    Perhaps this can be mass produced and keep in check the reproduction of idiot children by idiot parents! Hooray!
    PoisonTheMonkey
  • This would be awesome! I think it'd be much more easier for men contraceptives than women anyway.
    geisha_doll
  • Weee!! Easier than a condor. .. .err. . .ahem. condom.
    CarlosIsDown
  • I’m sorry but I don’t know how much I would trust the remote. There have been many times that I have pushed “Power” on my TV remote with no success, and what happens if the battery dies,,,, your night is shot.
    VigorousAlloy
  • "Uh-oh factor
    One initial side effect is uncomfortable swelling that can last a couple weeks."

    Or

    "Uh-oh factor
    It’s unclear how long the effects will last from patient to patient."

    And What exactly does "forcing the body to reabsorb them" feel like?
    Purplepanda0o0o
  • Please don't test this on animals.
    KaT_Trina
  • I don't know about you.. but i'm not having a doctor doing surgery on my baby maker, so just wear a condom kids!
    Dut
    • Dut
    • 3 months ago

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