Ninja sighting causes school lockdown
- added June 26, 2008
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Apparently the sight of a ninja in the woods these days can send a school into a panic but this school wasn't in Japan but in the US. I wasn't aware that ninja were such a problem in New Jersey.
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BARNEGAT, N.J. - It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.
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BARNEGAT, N.J. - It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.
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- SamuraiDave
- 3 months ago
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F*cking awesome. I'm going to get all my friends and we're going to run around in ninja garb and see how much panic we can cause.
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- Dmitri_Molotov
- 3 months ago
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samuraidave was that you?
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thanks for updating us on all things ninja SamuraiDave!
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i think i'd be more concerned about some naked dude near a school , and i'd be even more disturbed if he didn't have a weapon on him .
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best.... story ....ever!
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- rabidlemur
- 3 months ago
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I love ninjas.
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That's no ninja. He got spotted.
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- handshakeheartbreak
- 3 months ago
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I always run around dressed like a complete fucking asshole, and nothing happens.
I just blend right in with all the lawyers and republicans.
So un-eventful. -
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I thought you couldn't spot ninjas.
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- shroomfairy
- 3 months ago
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Dang you beat me to it.
How can you see something that stealthy?-
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- FallenMorgan
- 3 months ago
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Talk about a nation of fear.
Next there will be dragon and dark night sightings as well.-
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- donkeyfly69
- 3 months ago
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I wonder if they would do the same for pirates???
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- DefiantCulture
- 3 months ago
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....AHAHAHAHAHA!
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- PoisonTheMonkey
- 3 months ago
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people are so paranoid and irrational, I thought the nuclear 50s/60s were over, our mentality is a joke, we are afraid of EVERYTHING.
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- Wessagusset_Oracle
- 3 months ago
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This story is made of epic and win.
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All this fuss over a "ninja" costume? Can you imagine what would've happened if the guy went with his first choice: Osama Bin Laden with a plastic AK-47?
I'd think that's worth at least a snow day...right? -
These Ninjas may look a little fearsme but imagine the panic if Michael Jackson turned up out side the school
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- themanwithadog
- 3 months ago
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Not even The Onion could think of a better headline!
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I think Ninjas should be allowed to express themselves and not have to go into hiding... There is a Ninja in all of us if we look hard enough!
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Cheers Menchaca from a big Onion fan funniest news online
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- themanwithadog
- 3 months ago
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What the heck, I posted this before you... wonder why yours blew up so much more...
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If this particular ninja represents all of them, I think pirates have obviously won.
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Ninja star!
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HA HA!
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They were right to be afraid, after all these merchants of death are some tricky bastards
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- SamuraiDave
- 3 months ago
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sheesh and i always thought those ninja alarms/drills at school were so useless.
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- cali_is_gorgeous
- 3 months ago
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Wow, my friend and I always go sparring with wooden swords around DC and nothing like this has happened to us. We even ran through the National Zoo one day and only one security gaurd asked us why we were there.
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Now that's a worthy school lockdown! It trumps all the tiresome my-girlfriend-broke-up-with-me-so-I-took-my-parents'-gun-to school, don't-really-know-why lockdowns!But I wonder if the counselor had to get double counseling,from the authorities and from offended real ninjas outraged that he was spotted.
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Ninjas love everything.
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A Ninja once stole one sock from a pair I had...I didn't even see it happen
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What kind of ninja allows himself to be seen?
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- SpookyFish
- 3 months ago
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This rare sighting of the elusive Ninja should remind us of their plight. Save The Ninja!!!-
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- SamuraiDave
- 3 months ago
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Alright, one last Ninja reference then I'm off to bed!
Find out the truth behind the Enron Scandal! Hint: Ninja are involved.-
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- SamuraiDave
- 3 months ago
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brilliant!
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This is one of my favorite stories ever.
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- TheHonestJohn
- 3 months ago
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A new prank for the record books?
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- gentrevino
- 3 months ago
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What? If everyone was dead, you guys would blame the school for lack of preparedness.
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- PatrioticAstronaut
- 3 months ago
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Oh my god! Did you just see that??
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Ninnnjjjaaasssss
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- keeshii768
- 3 months ago
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lol.. he go nin, we go jah.. :)
