Wanted

My husband and I just got back from seeing this movie and it was AWESOME!!!!! The story has twists and turns and keeps you entertained all the way. The best of the best are in this movie both cast and crew. The fight scenes are awesome along with the graphics. I highly recommend it. Your significant other (even the girly type) will love it. Then again, I'm married to a Marine, so violence is a light term in my world. Enjoy the movie.

::The following is my review of the film wanted:: Spoiler::(I'm sorry were you going to watch that?)

J_Current

sometimes you have to air surf your father's wounded body to safety until you can rejuvenate in a wax bath. You mug, the father that you shot, you mug, the father who was trying to save you from the assassins who were using you because you were the only one he wouldn't kill. You sorry sad tool of a man. Don't you see this?!! You know, sometimes, when you are trying to curve a bullet and your just not getting it. the prettiest lady has to stand where the pig corpse was, so you can finally get it once and for all. You mug, you wouldn't have known this until six weeks ago. you wouldn't have known this. but you would have felt it. You would have felt it in the same way that you feel your life is shit. not going anywhere. embarrassing. sound familiar??
all too.

This film was an abomination. i would have rather ed for the two hours to have a black bag placed over my head and be ruffled, unconditionally. I would have rather stood in a puddle for two hours and let passers by annotate some kind of symbolic message to my actions. I would have rather walked around my neighborhood pretending to be a stranded Japanese tourist than sat and watched this film. hilarious. a waste of time. Hollywood junk. the type of shit that embarrasses the world in front of the planets. a disgrace of a movie. a waste of life. and common was in it. because 'one day (inhales) I'm gonna be in a Hollywood movie' and its such a huge accomplishment to him im sure....and how dare he at the end. how dare he. ever. ever address me in the cinema. i couldn't believe it was happening. as the final head shot had just taken place. the recently trained assassin turns to the camera and says. 'what the fuck have you done recently?!' can you believe this mess?!!! well, i nearly choked on my sweet popcorn. how dare he. as a last ditch attempt to rescue what was a shambles of time collapsing on itself in the biggest display of non erection i have ever seen. turn to the camera and ask such a ludicrous and profoundly disorientated question. and not even await a reply. as if he knew the film was shit and so decided to attack the members of the audience for it. I should have spat. but there are a list of answers to that question.

What the fuck have you done recently??

1. paid to see that shit film
2. used London transport
3 used the Internet

wait. i think what the question implied was, “you, normal man/people are unaccomplished worthless drones of the system therefore by me asking you what have you done recently it will make you look back at your recent psychological hole of a life and wonder what more there can be for yourself”...at least I think that's what it meant?? not, “so tell me, what have you done recently??” But, what have you done recently?! scum. He should have said scum or spat. or laughed as money fell from the ceiling or something to that nature because it wouldn't have made the film any worse. Highlights of the bullshit film that it was were as follows:

Six weeks training to become an all mighty killer assassin
weird kind Angelina Jolie leg open scene where shes shooting on the hood of a car and he's driving and the police get mugged off
normal everyday people being pushed around
bullet collisions.
dead father corpse air surfing on a train wreck and on and on and on....

If you see this movie, turn the other cheek. Turn it to face the wall, and watch the wall. Keep watching the wall. watch the wall. hold it. hold it. yes. you and a wall can have more of an exciting time that watching this shit film. Thats all i really have to say about this film and any of its kind. May it die. Die now and remain dead.

J_Current

haha it wasnt THAT bad. if your looking for an intelligent movie with a point, plot, poingant artistic values and such, ummmm......not your movie. looking for stupid humor and make-your-brain-hurt-defy-the-laws-of-physics stunts and blowing shit up......definetly a good movie for that. i got a kick out of it simply because i was expecting it to be a lot worse, and you cant take anything hollywood throws out at you serious, just look at it as a joke. a very long, very expensive joke. entertaining but not a make-you-think kind of movie.