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Dimitri the stud



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A perfect catch is waiting for you to call him back.

What's your problem? Maybe you were abused in childhood?

I can only imagine that this viral is going to be HOT.
joshuaheller

30 responses // Dimitri the stud

  • In other breaking news, over 500 women in San Francisco just declared their intentions to become lesbians after listening to a strange voice mail.
    Allsunday
  • I am shivering in my boots
    Mel0dy
  • Creepster!

    "Let the Romance begin"
    tching
  • I think I was sitting on the bus next to this guy. He was explaining to a girl how he's not normally a creep and he was just having a hard night. He didn't mean to grab her in that way and she has to see him again so he can prove that he's not a creep. I wanted to take his phone and throw it out the window along with him. Never have I heard such a creepy man talk so loudly about not being a molester for over 20 minutes on a crowded bus. I bet some girls do fall for this skidmark because of his overinflated ego though.
    neckfire
  • aaahhh!!!

    RUUUNNNNNNN!!!!


    i dont know if im laughing because this is funny or because im terrified!
    KristinL
  • Wow. I can't even fathom the sheer arrogance...and delusion.
    sgwhites
  • I am laughing because of both!!
    Swiyyah
  • This dude got no game.
    Leonidis
  • Sweet Jesus. 1:40 into this recording all I could think was “There’s more?!”

    “Believe it or not I’m a complete catch!”

    “I’ll grant you that”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Ricky84
  • oh my goodness....
    gabbavb
  • I smell internet stardom.
    Xion
  • i love to meet guys like this in any bar where i notice a hot chic is being creeped out by one , and i can slide in and tell them to F off , and then , being a hero , go home with the chic .
    malathion
  • Love the pics which accompany this masterpiece of douchebaggery.
    mischabarrett
  • I wonder if Olga ever phoned him back ... ?
    emmahill
  • Love child of Neil Strauss and Travis Bickle... Or a ruthless viral campaign to sell a film script.
    dearmat23
  • Holy shit.
    kristianbrodie
  • he sounds handsome...
    BrianMcFayden
  • smoooth
    Owwmykneecap
  • someone is EXTREMELY cocky
    anglcazn
  • Is this for real? If so, it is absolutely hilarious!!! And SCARY!!!
    JanaPokana
  • i really want to belive this is a real recording and know more of the back story but i find myself skeptical with all the internet hoaxes these days...
    crazykatlady
  • and the guy insist that there's nothing wrong with him
    yeah right
    realfran
  • here is the story on the real "Dimitri the Lover"


    i still say internet haox to promote his screen play he mentions working on all weekend...
    crazykatlady
  • who in the hell does this guy think he is??? WTF??? What women in her right mind would want a JERK like that? He is first off controlling, a pompous asshole, and is obviously eat up with himself! I seriously cannot believe what i heard. I am giving you a deadline to return my call! Who died and made him boss?? Yeah he is normal! Olga dont let this one go- LOL!! He is the weirdest, freakin psycho guy i have EVER heard! I am in shock to hear that this guy is serious!
    Mystic
  • sadly not the only guy out there like this. I'm going to start recording voice mails from the guys I meet....

    i love that he hopes is that she is "physiologically normal" but that "horrible things" have been happening to her that and that's why she hasn't called.
  • what a T O O L !!!!! Checkout www.dimitrithestud.com they have more and t shirts....sooo funny!

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