The Douchiest Phone Message In History
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From HolyTaco:
"In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen."
It's quite a marvelous piece of work. It's every bad idea that has occurred to clueless teenagers when they make their first call to a girl they are afraid won't called back, but are smart enough not to go through with, put together in one fantastic message.
And for those who have seen the Current pod on "pick up artists", he's also trying some of those lame "neg" techniques. Oooh... maybe he even went to one of those seminars...
UPDATE: here's a link that gives some background on who this Dimitri is. Apparently, he is a self proclaimed "pick up guru". Not really a surprise...
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-o...
"In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen."
It's quite a marvelous piece of work. It's every bad idea that has occurred to clueless teenagers when they make their first call to a girl they are afraid won't called back, but are smart enough not to go through with, put together in one fantastic message.
And for those who have seen the Current pod on "pick up artists", he's also trying some of those lame "neg" techniques. Oooh... maybe he even went to one of those seminars...
UPDATE: here's a link that gives some background on who this Dimitri is. Apparently, he is a self proclaimed "pick up guru". Not really a surprise...
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-o...
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What an ass! LMAO!!! :-D I almost stopped it @ 57 secs it's so freakin idiotic! People have seriously GOT to listen to this, what a reject! He really must be totally, completely, and utterly MENTAL: and NO meds will help this douche. Well titled, could NOT have said it better in so few words. ROTF!!! I wrote this while I was listening too, so if it seems intense, I haven't heard a message like this from a bigger Ass in my life!!! HAHAHA :-D
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- ReddFeary83
- 3 months ago
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This is so hilarious and creepy all at the same time. Sad thing is i think ive encountered a few men like this in my lifetime. haha WOWWW
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