Need to spruce up your ladyparts? Worry not - the vagina spa is here
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/03/fashion/03SkinOne.html?_r=2&ref=sty...
A New York gynaecologist has opened the world's first va-jay-jay spa, a "uniquely feminine MedSpa destination" that offers vaginal workouts (with your own *private* exercise coach), pelvic fitness assessments, labial contouring, and the obligatory vaginal rejuvenation surgery that will help women tighten it all up down there.“If you can vote and you have a vagina, you should do these [exercises],” says Dr Lauri J Romanzi, the founder of Phit (they called it Phit!?). “It’s the dental floss of feminine fitness,” apparently.
Now, I'm not quite sure how political engagement and pumping internal muscles go together (nor vaginas and dental floss, frankly), but it's a nice idea, and I bet women are flocking to the 'spa' like droopy-muffed moths to a flame.
Like there aren't enough things wrong with us that we need to fix already.
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misticblue7
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what next?...
- 1 year ago
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misticblue7
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poche
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Well... maybe the va-jay-jay is not used and abused but a li'l tired from pleasing the hubby that it needs a li'l pick me up to maintain its optimum level of performance.
- 1 year ago
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poche
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keeshii768
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so your vagina is so used and abused that you need a spa? k.
- 1 year ago
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keeshii768
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AbbyandChristina
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Haha whatever makes you happy I guess...I just need to use the word Va-jay-jay a lot more often
- 1 year ago
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AbbyandChristina
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petarro
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I do think that it is not too nice. It is quite "Physical" and Sexual. Are these parts and exercises really needed? Will now 15-20 year old get this as their new Birthday or Sweet 16 gift? I know it says "vote" but the point is that it could get like a normal thing and doesn't sound right.
I would only approve this on Women that already had kids and don't feel nice with their body,
- 1 year ago
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petarro
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PaintingM
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Men are excited enough to be in the same *room* as a vagina, "core restore" and (eugh) "lip sync" be damned.
Why are women constantly told they need to be fixed? - 1 year ago
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PaintingM
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clayjj05 [removed]
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im down with anything that will make a (um) tighter
- 1 year ago
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clayjj05 [removed]
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Emilimi
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Why not. Love the lady parts =)
- 1 year ago
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Emilimi
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samonster34
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Just another thing to worry about on my body. Sorry that I try to like myself and F people who tell me to tighten this, shave that and still hate myself in the morning.
Suck it, bitches!
- 1 year ago
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samonster34
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poche
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samonster34:
kudos to 'suck it, bitches'... no pun intended ;)
- 1 year ago
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poche
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MaggieAthena
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samonster34:
Amen sister!
- 1 year ago
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Brendan_M
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shimz
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great idea......the tighter the better
- 1 year ago
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shimz
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loveu [removed]
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jay_ct
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Wait till Tyra gets a hold of this she loves talkin bout
vajayjay
"Fresh ideas for Mother's Day" on the next Tyra - 1 year ago
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jay_ct
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kewal91
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aww women... spending their money on usless things..... all men need is a porno, a couch and a palm and theyr good....
- 1 year ago
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kewal91
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charleskaj
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if you have one and it is important to you fluff it up,i would
- 1 year ago
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charleskaj
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CV
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I'm wit it!
- 1 year ago
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CV
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pablomelendez
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This is a godsend! My ginny is way tense! Look!
- 1 year ago
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pablomelendez
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themanwithadog
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pablomelendez:
This looks interesting but I don`t fancy having to risk the teeth. I am after all a bit particular where I put my whatisname
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themanwithadog
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HIGHLITE
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GOOD GOD!
- 1 year ago
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HIGHLITE
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abbo
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wow, I dont much about my opinion on this one, other then i intend start working all of the words from this description into my daily vocab.
- 1 year ago
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abbo
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themanwithadog
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If we go to the other extreme and the lady enjoys oral sex would she consider a couple of stitches on either side of her mouth?
- 1 year ago
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darkhorsejim
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“Nothing could be fina’ when entering a well toned vagina!” Ladies, please keep us posted on how the latest spa trend works if you choose to do so. It sounds AOK based on physical fitness principles; important at any age-but particularly for those of us who have been around longer than others. And at least it’s not a shot of Botox to tighten things up!
- 1 year ago
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CicatrizJCP
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I wonder what kind of credentials you need to become a vaginal exercise coach:
"Ideal applicants will posses a medical degree, at least 3 years work experience in a medical field, and a passion for healthy vaginas..."
- 1 year ago
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CicatrizJCP
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CicatrizJCP
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JanaPokana, you literally stole the words from my mouth - I'm glad I checked before i clicked submit!
- 1 year ago
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CicatrizJCP
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pressrecord
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i heart vajayjays.
- 1 year ago
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pressrecord
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rwylie
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I'm bewildered: why is this news?
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rwylie
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stephenthomson
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rwylie:
cuz you clicked it and had something to say.
so did 624 other people, apparently. - 1 year ago
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Vicky_the_Robot
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If only I had a vajayjay, I'd totally visit this spa. If only...
- 1 year ago
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Artifakt
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I love the word "va-jay-jay" Gets me every time! Haha...
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Artifakt
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usumacinta
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Honestly I only read this "news" because I read the word vagina on its title! Sad
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usumacinta
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hollowman218
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vaginal excercise coach? i think i just found my calling.
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JanaPokana
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jahbini
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JanaPokana:
As Yakko, Wakko and Dot would say:
"Now THATS comedy!"
- 1 year ago
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jahbini
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kewal91
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JanaPokana:
oh.. so by that logic.. these women are CHEATING SLUTS!!!....
... which would oddly make sense.... - 1 year ago
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kewal91
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randomprojection
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oh my god droopy-muffed moths oh my god LIP SYNC
(i mean, i get how this is good stuff [for all involved with the particular vagina, if you know what i mean and i think you do] but i cannot help the fact that i am at my core [no pun intended] a 10-year-old boy in the body of a 20-year-old man. now if you'll excuse me, i'll be outside looking for dead things to poke [not like that].)
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randomprojection
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subsequent
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The words they use to describe the processes make me feel a little bit sick on the inside.
I can imagine the receptionist...
'Hello maaam, care for a core restore?'eugh.
Check it: http://www.theperfectphit.com/
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jahbini
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Realistically, these muscles are at the base of the 'core fitness area' for women. Core fitness is one of the best ways to stay healthy and vigorous into a long and enjoyable life span.
So don't knock it and especially don't go '7th grader' on these kind of ideas.
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jahbini
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samonster34
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jahbini:
I've taken pilates and what not...and I understand core fitness. But that isn't what this is about dude. If this was an article and a business saying "lets be fit to the core!" I might say, okay I am lazy maybe I should consider exersizing again. But you see that it is nowhere near that, right?
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samonster34
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yonie
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I can read the average surfers' mind:
'OOOO I THERE IT SAYS VAGINA!!111'
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yonie
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Wragg
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yonie:
you read me like a book Yonie
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Wragg
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hollyg
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Agreed with Scott. I will be stealing that phrase and using it in some highly inappropriate context.
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hollyg
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sgirgis72
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I've always said, no matter what you are looking for, you can and will find it in New York...just another confirmation
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Scott_Bromley
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Kudos on "droopy-muffed moths." Kudos.
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Scott_Bromley
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phillyharper
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Scott_Bromley:
"droopy-muffed moths" are probably the best three words I've ever seen on current...
- 1 year ago
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phillyharper
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stephenthomson
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Scott_Bromley:
it's fun to say.
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stephenthomson
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M_Pavlov
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Scott_Bromley:
The only thing that would make those three words funnier is if they made it on tv...
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M_Pavlov
