America's top ten weirdest sex laws
- added July 5, 2008
- 96 responses
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- abbym0308
- added this
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Remind me never to move to Connorsville...
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
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I'd be interested how the people who passed these laws ever thought they could be enforced! Maybe that was the whole point...dirt dirty lawmakers
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lol wowwwwww which idiots wrote these laws??? remember these laws have to go through a president (most of these laws must of gone through Bush than [specifically number 10])
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remember, as weird as these are, a lot of these are old and practically forgotten and never enforced
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I shudder to think what prompted numbers 6 8 and 10..
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- SilenceNoMore
- 1 month ago
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For number 6, do you think it's legal for the woman to shoot the gun?!
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Oh man, I broke about 9 of these laws
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From the look on her face, I'd say the woman in the picture could be in the process of breaking number 8.
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Number six is soooo funny. I want to do that one the most.
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finally a few laws i havent broken
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Wow...we actually had a group of people come together to waste time and create these?!! there funny but is this for real...
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im curious about the 40 pounds rule, why is that the limit?
who said "ohh its ok to F#$K your chihuahua but not your golden retriever, thats too much"??? -
Too many people having sex with grizzly bears in Washington state
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- Frier_peppino
- 1 month ago
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If you ever needed a top ten ANYTHING, that would be it.
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Archaic laws we forgot to take off the books. It's all funny until somebody gets arrested for recieving a blowjob.
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- FallenMorgan
- 1 month ago
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As we know in Washington State, sex with horses can be deadly.
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mental note: never move to Wisconsin because nothing floats my boat more than a man shooting his gun while I'm getting off.
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- crazykatlady
- 1 month ago
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i broke rule #1-5 20 minutes ago, after that i think those are good laws.
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- bigstretch
- 1 month ago
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Its illegal to sodomise anyone in TX.
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"Officer! I had concentual anal sex with my boyfriend!"
How the hell would they procecute that?-
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- FallenMorgan
- 1 month ago
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I'd bet a court case would get some chuckles out of the various officers of the court. I wonder what the opening statements for both sides would be...rofl.
"John Doe did his girlfriend doggystyle, not to break the law, but because his girlfriend has a really ugly face"
Judge: Pfffffft ahahahahahaha.-
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- FallenMorgan
- 1 month ago
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Law 8 stomps on the prospects of a porcupine-human hybrid
sigh, oh the possibilities-
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- iammyfathersson
- 1 month ago
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considering these are local laws arising from local sexual deviancies I think these tell us a lot more about the ...oddities of the local population than anything else.
Figures floridas on there, AND for having sex with porcupines. sigh. -
In Texas, the anti-sodomy laws were overturned many years ago, but the Republican Party of Texas is trying to reinstate them. To see the Party's official platform, see this link:
http://www.texasgop.org/site/DocServer/FINAL_2008_PLATF...
Of course the Democratic Party of Texas was instrumental in removing these laws from the books, but the Texas GOP is working hard to take Texas back into the dark ages.-
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- Colonial_Zombie
- 1 month ago
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Number 10 is disturbing... all the others I have heard of before and are not enforced...
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Is this self-interest, a problem in a state, or people trying to waste time?
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I personally think its funny that in number one it says oral sex is illegal in 18 states and then specifically mentions Arizona
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what!!! and being a mormon polygamist isnt a top 10 against the law?
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number 8:... really? only Florida?
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I suggest that we all write our congress men and women and urge them to pass legislation protecting ALL of our nations porcupines, not just those in Florida...
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- Narcoleptic_Insomnia
- 1 month ago
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I feel sorry for those folks in DC. I guess I understand now why Bureaucrats can't get enough of escorts, and have to hop in their jets for some freaky sex in Vegas. If they didn't, we'd never get any laws passed.
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What's up with #8 (the porcupine one)? Did Florida really have a problem with that? If the people in Florida wanted to have sex with animals, that's fine. But you would think that porcupines would be way down on the bottom of the list. After all, who wants to spend the rest of the day pulling porcupine quills out of their balls after a good romp with a wild critter?
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There are all kinds of crazy laws still out there, Most if not all came out of either the puritan era or the post depression era.
A popular phrase called the "rule of thumb" was originaly a law making it illegal for a man beat his wife with stick of greater diameter than that of the mans thumb. -
Moralism at work, folks. It's not about the act, it's all about wielding POWER over others.
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Ahhh i find this funny but do you really think the people of these states really obey those laws?
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If you google dumb laws, every state has tons of them.
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- shroomfairy
- 1 month ago
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LOL
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Hillarious.
No wonder there is so little respect for the rule of law.
Governments make so many stupid laws, and enforce them unequally, no one with sense would think government cares about the people.
# 1 should be encouraged for nationwide good physical, emotional and psychological health. -
i've been to harrisburg , pa several times and i completely understand the need for the law about sex with truckers in a tollbooth.
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- diabolical44
- 1 month ago
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My father is a truck driver... I had better let him know what he can and cannot do when driving through Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. ROFLMFAO!
Chief Wiggum - "It says here that it is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gamboling. OK GUYS! Knock it off..." -
it is still illegal in Idaho to have sex if you are not married......getting caught means you will be on the registered sex offenders list for the rest of your life.......it happens all the time here!
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- pennyharford
- 1 month ago
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