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How not to get a second date


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Genius post about getting or not getting that second date!

The unholy trinity of Photoshop, spell check and the Internet mean that even the most illiterate, personality-deficient, hideous troll can land a first date, much to a lady's disappointment.

Landing a second date is the tricky bit, so when you realize you'd like to never see this guy again, there are some tried and true strategies to assure that he decides the first date is also the last.
dedemetal

11 responses // How not to get a second date

  • The trick is to get them in bed on the first date, then who cares about a second date right ????
    TheCocoon
  • To add to that thought....

    Yeah.... and remember one out of 5 people have herpes, a condition that cannot be cured. Like playing Russian roulette? Modern day? Game on?! Apparently! (doh!)

    1 in 5.. I don't think "protection" is protecting.

    Yeah, get them in bed the first day!

    I hate dating! But what is the alternative.. and no I don't get second dates because I don't put out... yeah that herpes thing scares me.. but worse that that...
    I have.. values. (please don't slap me!)

    Need a better gene pool. So what were the 60's generation of "free love" people thinking? Now we have this!

    LLIMH (laughing loudly in my head).
    arcticspirit
  • I also don't put outon the first date, unless they ask real nice and they don't
    regularrf
  • thats funny. TGIF (fotoshopped)!!!
    -
    "...If, after all this, your dude sticks around, it's time to reassess --because either you're totally irresistible, he's mentally ill, or he's actually turned out to be a total catch..."
    meligrosa
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  • This is pretty good advice for someone without common sense.
    But then again, common sense isn't common.
    timunuhe
  • Nice picture showing her date talks to much.Thanks Dedemetal
    powerup
  • Geez. If they're THAT terrible, go for broke and make it sting...
    *standing with pointed finger*
    "You are the worst representation of the opposite sex that I have ever encountered and, instead of you wasting another victimized date's time, should consider strictly virtual encounters followed by your usual isolated masturbations! I swear, I could just throw up all over you! Cretin!"
    *storm out*
    That oughtta do it.
    huntre
  • i like the Inappropriate disclosure of the personal kind... funny
    misticblue7
  • Sweet! Now I don't have to have those awkward chats at the end of dinner when I am trying to leave without bringing up another date. Across a plate of banana Fosters I can just say, "My ex used to love bananas foster. We would get it after every meal, hmmmmmm"… I guess the other side is I will also know when she’s thinking ‘what a dork’ Haaaaa. Good stuff.
    TDubs
  • ...and this is on CNN because...?
    artist_speaks_out

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