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If you could create a new Olympic sport, one in which you could win gold, what would it be?


For Diddy it would be sex; who could have sex the longest. Anyone up for the challenge?


What would yours be?
  • added August 20, 2008
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8 responses // Sex Olympian ?

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    Mine would be a blueberry eating competition.

    joshuaheller
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    Mine would be a contest to see who could knock out P-Diddy the fastest, or for the longest amount of time, whatever shuts him up

    iammyfathersson
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    second iammyfathersson on that

    matea
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    That I could win gold at? When I was a bit younger I would say Madden football, or Everquest PVP. How about marathon Dungeons and Dragons? Give me a 12 pack of mountain dew, pizza place on speed dial and I could outlast most.

    rabidlemur
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    No-Sleep Marathon. These "athletes" have to stay up through the whole Olympics. They can use conventional foods, but no energy drinks, no excessive caffeine or sugar intake, and the last three to stay awake are the Bronze, Silver, and Gold medalists. They can move from sporting events to sporting events, but they must have a judge with them at all times.

    Kynmore
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    I'd have to agree with Robin Williams when he said "let's cut the foreplay and just have ice fucking" so that should be an Olympic sport since the lifts they do now are very close to it.

    That would be very challenging to keep the rhythm, momentum and the grace going during intercourse.

    Argon18
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    Barbados Slim is the only Olympic athlete to win gold in Limbo and Sex.

    -Hermes Conrad, Futurama

    So I guess we have to wait until the year 3000 for it to get implemented.

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