WARNING: Satan is using Olympic volleyball to get young boys

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Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "She told me that her son, Timothy, invited several of his friends over into his bedroom for private prayer and devotional scripture studies. What she told me next is enough to send shivers down the spine of every God fearing mother and father in our Christian Nation! Satan is in our midst, my friends! The Devil is using Olympics volleyball to lure young men into shedding their clothes, flopping around and falling off off their beds with him into the pit of iniquity.

> what can I say? It had a beach volleyball pic, lol.
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55 responses // WARNING: Satan is using Olympic volleyball to get young boys

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    christians are ridiculous.

    alisachka
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    Oh please.... that's a nice ass! I love how their jerseys' say 'BRA' too!

    SunShine
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    That is a nice arse i have to say and shut the fuck up man people can do thwt the hell they want even oif tht is watching olympics

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    Hahaha, that's fucking hillarious.

    Good post.

    Saladin
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    Shorty got a donky!

    ogopa
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    I very rarely have nothing to say, but this did leave me speechless.

    Brendan_M
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    Olympic athlete competed nude!!

    Believe me lady...this is the least of your worries regarding what your son is seeing.

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    lol. im Christian and werent not all like that. btw i like the picture

    Conservative_Kid
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    Priceless!

    Blazesboy
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    Image...

    Satan easily snares Presidents with it, why not others?

    Argon18
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    At least their not looking at wrestlers.

    Then the mother would probably pass out.

    Yaemea
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    I was about to post a *very* sarcastic reply about christian fundamentalists, but I opened up the link at the top of this "story" and I'm 100% convinced it's a parody.

    One little hint: google for "International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert" (it's represented up at the top of the page as the "source") and you get one and one hit only: exactly the same page you copied that phrase off of..

    Second hint: look at the ads for Barack Obama election shit, "sexually explicit bible verses", McSame tee shirts, etc, etc etc..

    Honest to god, does anyone on Current *ever* look at something critically before they go off, all foamy at the mouth?

    Apparently not...

    - b_p

    - b_p

    b00g13_p0p
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    This is a parody.

    Check out Wikipedia:

    The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular.

    The site was created by Chris Harper[2], who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

    The fictitious Landover Baptist Church is a parody of Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Churches. The Church Campus is located on a 35 acre campus in Freehold. The church has 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), 27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.

    And, as I said above, maybe some people who inhabit Current ought to do a little research.

    - b_p

    b00g13_p0p
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    dumb much? yes.

    ThatGirlBrittni
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    Ok, let's look at the source and not take this one too seriously. The only thing I would tell Landover Baptist Church is that they should be taking a look at both their young boys and young girls who might find strange feelings arise while viewing beach volleyball.

    sublimeuniverse
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    Christians (or is it, Current community members) always overreact and never verify their sources!

    BooksBrown
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    nice ass and funnier if its a parody

    d4rk0ne88
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    Did you guys see the ad for some of those bumper stickers? ROFL!!

    "Born right the first time"

    "Unsaved and loving it"

    "Shut up about Jesus"

    Awesome.

    Nettle
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    Of course it's a parody. Still hilarious.

    Blazesboy
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    I guess some people didn't get the joke.

    brad62
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    Go Jose Culo!!!

    Symbolic
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    ...

    explore2learn
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    That is the most stupid thing i have ever seen in my whole life.

    spartan639
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    tehee, their tops say bra1 and bra2

    4free
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    Mmmmmm.... Brazillian beach volleyball...

    Dmitri_Molotov
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