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A young couple were discovered sleeping naked on a front lawn - at 10am. The woman was dressed in just a thong and bra and the man only in tennis shoes.

Surprised neighbours found the naked pair on the lawn and called the police. Three officers arrived and awoke the couple, who were on a visit to Hamburg.

The embarrassed couple walked home in the buff. Other than the man’s underwear, which was found a few metres away, their clothes were nowhere to be found. Must have been a good party!

But who took the photos of them? Police? or the 'surprised' neighbours?
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37 responses // Naked couple found asleep on front lawn

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    Only in Germany ... Obviously the neighbours were not too shocked if they had the time to get out a camera and take a couple of pictures ...

    JanaPokana
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    hey only in germany bita baby

    Kamite4life
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    dude that reminds me when i was a young chap

    nnniick
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    hey at least they are wearing shoes

    buttcrack
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    Party on dude.

    Brockie
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    Thank god they were at least good looking! Otherwise this would have been a very depressing start to my day (sips coffee)

    crob80227
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    Ha! Remember that time the cops woke us up, and when we came to, we were naked on somebody's yard, and we had to walk home buttnaked, and the neighbors were taking pictures and that cop slapped my butt?
    Yeah....good times.

    Neghie
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    Why'd they pixel out her face and his junk, but not his face?

    Nettle
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    Ha ha! Maybe they couldn't tell the difference, Nettle.

    Besides...you KNOW this guy is going to post this on his Myspace and be proud. The caption will read: "I...got...so...WASTED! Party like a rock star!"

    The girl? Probably not so much.

    crob80227
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    lol

    brad62
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    At the link the close up has his face pixled....but not on this picture. ha.

    Oops.

    I want to know if they were really asleep or so drunk they passed out.

    J_Jammer
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    That is hilarious.. they know who they are. LOL.

    Eri_Soulja
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    I see a role as anti-drinking poster children beckoning. I wonder where they left their clothes...?

    Can you imagine their relief as they laid their poor, naked, drunken, overwhelmed selves down to sleep, only to discover in the morning that the soft, cushiony grass they sank gratefully into was not a comfy bed in a room as they had hoped, but a garden. In the street. In the *outdoors*.

    LindseyIndigo
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    If I wouldn't get charged with indecent exposure I'd sleep outside naked on a warm summers night. Especially if a naked women was out there to join me.

    smartcafe
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    They should get married, what other married couple can brag that they passed out naked in a Hamburg neighbourhood.

    NickerBocker09
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    haha good work we need more naked people in this world. I think it would be grate if their where more people found naked in public places i think it brightens up every ones day...

    silent_line
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    they must have partied hard that night

    knightlynight200
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    GET A JOB HIPPIES.

    BIOHAZARD
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    I wouldn't assume they were just drunk. Maybe they screwed themselves into a good old fashioned sex coma. Ummm sex coma...

    darkhorsejim
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    Bartender? I'll have what they're having...

    alicynx
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    In the US, they would be registered as sex offenders.

    covert1
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    It looks to me like he's the only one naked. Damn Europeans, always showing off their penises. :)

    SDLN
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    hee hee. I'd love to be the ones to wake them up..Hey cock stains! Rise in shine! well you've accomplished the first part already i see.

    Cuddlebones
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    Hahaha... cock stains.

    Mafioso
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    I'd go straight to the clinic to make sure all of my bits were intact (and still worked)... Who knows who (or what) did whatever to me while I was "naked asleep" outside! LOL

    Brotha_B
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