Palin and Her Church

Drill for god, drill for god, ooops, thats her line for her husband.

10 million in 3 days, can you say Exxon.

So that's what God's Will is for His children! When Jesus told us to pray the Lord's Prayer because we didn't know how to pray He knew in advance that Palin (and others) would be speaking aloud.

Some will get lost in the fact that she claims to be save, or the years of service to that church, maybe even the name dropping of the pastor. Whereas they should key in on and be sicken that she is wasting the Lord's House and time that should be used to win souls for Christ and pray for the sick to push her political agenda.

I'm gonna be sick!!

she was saved there?
from what?
rational thinking?

In this video Palin speaks of God's Will for the oil industry and people to work together..God's Will. Yet this clown states she was against big oil. What a shame it is to even have to be subject to this level of lies!

http://current.com/items/89263191_mccain_retaliates_against_cnn_for_asking_tough...

Erm. God's will is to build an oil pipeline in Alaska?

The more you know....

Jesus for Oil

The three wise men came with frankincense, myrrh, and light sweet crude.

I'm gonna start selling condoms at church next

Well no wonder McCain chose her for Vice President!! It makes sense to me now.

"$10bill, Oil, pray, gas pipeline, new jobs, strike a deal, God, richest natural resources, gods will, gold" . . .

*McCain gets off on that kind of stuff!!

It was lust at first sight. They do seem pretty compatible.

OK, I love you guys, and thank you so much for dedicating your lives to Jesus Christ.

Next thing you know instead of Walmarts and City Markets all the food source Alaska will have is fucking Chick-fil-A.

GRRRRRRRR she is scary

Palin is more to the right then Bush, Cheney or Mccain!

Thats all America needs to know!
We already had eight years of this self righteous garbage! Enough!

I am sure the Lord just wishes hypocrites like Palin would just stop mentioning His Name altogether, especially at those moments when their brains have clearly flat-lined and ceased to function normally. Seriously! Poor Jesus is thoroughly insulted that these sanctimonious feebleminded twits would dare presume to reduce His Holy Teachings to this level of unbelivable, utterly delusional insanity! Furthermore, He's not glorified and edified when folks act out and attribute that cerebral dysfunction to Him, instead of satan. Jesus is wondering right now why this idiot can't worship satan instead of Him.

Everytime Palin opens her mouth, the Real Jesus just wants to scream out so badly "I am not a damned REPUBLICAN, YOU MORON YOU! And, yes, DAMNED!!! BECAUSE, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS LUNATIC CHARLATANS IS HEADED DIRECTLY TO HELL! Get My Name out of your mouth! I don't know you! Seriously! I know you NOT!!! I've never known you! That you're presumptuous enough to defame My Divine Character is utter BLASPHEMY!!! Go to HELL! Don't pass go. Stop stealing folks' money in My Name. Just go to HELL!!! In HELL Sinner!"

Sarah Palin is like the stereotypical republican. I can see it now... McCain's(McBush) got us invading Iran(Iraq), stretching our military thinner and thinner and Big oil companies sit upon mountains of profits.. meanwhile Sarah Palin(Cheney) asks all the democratic congressmen to go hunting with her... McSame to the rescue!

Fools. Where in the Constitution does it say you have a right to healthcare? It doesn't. It says "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness". Note that it sy "pursuit". Happiness is not guarenteed. Ergo, you want to be happy? Get off your lazy, shiftless butts, and work, and buy health insurance. Educate your children. If one of them gets pregnant, as did Mrs. Palins, its her problem. It will be worked out between Mrs. Palin, her daughter, the young man, her father, and God. Don't have a thing to do with you or I, as long as its not my tax dollars supporting the child. As far as your "right to healthcare" goes? Take a late night trip to any city E.R. - write back to me if you can find anyone that was denied treatment based on their ability to pay. More likely you'll write back to tell me that you sat there for three hours while some welfare collecting, 5 kid having (by six different fathers - I say six because the paternity test, paid for by you won't have come back yet on at least one kid with a name that has 5 syllables ) woman, who will undoubtedly have her sister, two cousins and her auntie there, had to be seen because she has corns, or whatever. Thats free healthcare. The next time you pay five hundred dollars for a demerol shot for a migraine you can thank her leg spreading sorry self. Condoms are free at the health department. Now, on to Jesus. If you removed the name Jesus from the bible, and inserted Allah, Buddha, Yaweh, Diemeter, Apollo, Tor, Zues, The Goddess, ( you get the idea ) and just read the book, you might find that it has some pretty good rules for the mangement of life. It talks about money, sex, alcohol use, you name it.
Unless you happen to be from California or Boston, and then you would probably have to read it in or Ebonics... In which case it starts out like this... So, God was chillin wit his homies, and s***, and he said, let they be some lights up in here yo! And there was light, and he saw that it was pimp...

Oh well, Thank God for Charles Darwin's Theory of Survival of The Fittest. In this day and age it might more aptly be referred to as "The weeding out of the lazy, inept, democrat and stupid". You butt clowns might also note, that this country is a republic, not a democracy. Seriously, read it. Here's a hint.. shhh.. you'll find it in a book. ( Not on Oprah or MTV )
Sincerely, A Patriot

thanks for all the bullshit Mr. notapogue

"Dear Jesus, please protect me from Your followers. Amen."

that's a prayer i saw on a bumper sticker and which i'll now be praying every night.

seperation of church and state much? by the way, annihilating the planet is REALLY UNHOLY.

Fundamentalism is a mental disease akin to depression, schizophrenia and bi-polar disorder. These people sever their humanity for some "god".

Here I thought all this time Jesus was a Republican investment banker on Wall Street when actually He is a moose-gutting oilman from Alaska.

I think only fundamentalists (christian and capitalist ones) and beer guzzling TV addicts and super wealthy exploiters are going to vote RATpublican.

These past eight years of Republican leadership have helped America so much, why they deserve another four years....

God bless America, but no one else.

ahhh, could this be the biblical whore of Babylon preaching the union of church and capitalism?

what a joke this woman is...and how scary that a political party that is not opposed to manipulating elections is ready to put her in the driver's seat.

I'm with Joey...WHOA

DRILL BABY DRILL!

I wonder what Sunday School is like there.

She should become a tele-Evangelist instead of a VPILF

Humananity depends on OIL! This is only a Resouce like anything else we depend on in our survival. The church nor God should be apart of the oil-drilling debate. America should drill more! Is Alaska the only place to drill? Sure Mrs. Paline may want that for her state and I am sure it would bring more needed jobs. The church is not were pokitics and political agendas should have a part in this debate. You go too church for God! If your going for any other reasons, then your damned and thats the truth so help me God.....

A story about her church now? Do Obama worshipers really want to go there? Do you really want to talk about the church the candidates go to? Because Obama loses on that arguement.