Screw the Sudafed: when your nose ain't great, masturbate!

How hilarious, bodily fluids coming out of both ends of the body, at the same time.

Ha, that's a very dignified and restrained picture you chose to accompany the story, Matt :)

Masturbation certainly works for period pain! It's nice to know there are even more tricks to add to the home remedies list.

I say it works for women too. Just like jogging, the heavy breathing clears up my sinuses every time! This sounds like a lot of science for an obvious home remedy.

Buy the way one doesn't have to masturbate in order to ejaculate.

Is this the reason it tastes like snot?

Krystahardin:
good luck in the house with 3 guys....umm....."curing" their colds.

Super funny that I stumbled upon this today. I have three guy roommates right now, and two of them just got post nasal drip... now I can give them this rocking medical advise on how to work it out.

You're still wasting the same amount of kleenex's

im lazy, does it work if you get your girlfriend to do it?

Great post.
I've really got to hand to me...YOU!
No wait!
(damn)

How the hell am I always so congested then????

I wonder what else masterbation can solve.........

Interesting! There is always a new experiment out there to test out a new theory.

Perfect timing, I just got a stuffy nose!

Thanks Current for solving yet another issue important to humanity.

duh, thought everyone knew this.

This is weird I stumbled upon this article when I'm sick with a stuffy nose...does this work on women?

Guess you can tell when someone hasn't got any for a while.

"I have nasal congestion."

"I'm sorry to hear you haven't gotten off in a while."

"What?"

*snicker*

Only problem is, whenever I have a cold I never have enough tissues...

So it does not work for women?? I think I will have to perform my own experiment the next time I get a cold!

It really is a cure all.

mm reeeaaly! win win situation!

I can imagine pharmacists become more interesting places.

why masturbate when you can have sex??

Try going to the school nurse and doing that.

either way your still going to need the tissue

lol wow. i haven't had a cold in i don't know how many years!

Unfortunately it doesn't really work. My sinuses are still stuffed up!

Awesome!!

OK Matt, no bullshit. This is the most important story I have read on Current since I arrived.

Masturbation can "unclog" a man in so many ways...

Matt, this is one of your best pods ever.

Ha,Ha, and I dont even need to make a co-pay.

Awesome! This explains why I never have a stuffy nose!

Coincidentally, I was just reading an article about Freud's friend and colleague Wilhelm Fliess (1858-1928), who did his fair share to develop 'scientific' theories regarding the connection between nose and genitals ... funny how some quite bizarre ideas persist!

This is all very good news.