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- video added September 29, 2008
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Hello everybody, we know we were wrong about House *Minority* Leader Boehner. The fix is on its way in. Please don't hate us; we'll buy you muffins!
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- Brett_Erlich
- 9 months ago
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ha hahaha ha!!!!
"Inside the Liberal Mind" was pretty much a spitting image of ME. shame.
Leave us alone! We're pessimistic. So what :)
..gimme my muffins-
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- rachelmaechel
- 9 months ago
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do african americans count as liberals?
do they have more reasons to be pessimistic compared to those sons and daughters of parents who saw jfk, rfk and mlk assassinated within 5 years?
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Thank you for not disappointing me yet brett. =)
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McCain has nothing to lose? How about the Presidential election...to a Brothacrat! All Republicans have something to lose this election...it's called pride. Oh, and their sense of entitlement simply because they're white.
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@lfm
Im thinking we ALL have plenty of legitimate reasons to be pessimistic. Look at the state of our economy. I can see why people might be acting cynical too. The US dollar is turning into fancy confetti. And there isn't much we can do about it. But stay positive I guess. It's all gonna be Okay. eventually.
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- rachelmaechel
- 9 months ago
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Good one Brett...
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- KarlitoMosquito
- 9 months ago
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rachel and brendan
liberals have been assassinated, vanished in thin air, disappeared and pushed aside for centuries, regardless of their skin color.
now, if you DO put into the mix "race", its even beyond, of course.
so it makes me feel like one race or another, liberals have always been pushed aside because of their stubbornness towards EQUALITY, and those in power cannot have a balanced attitude towards others because it has always been (mis)interpreted as relinquishing (much needed) power (which regardless of where it comes from, ITS ALWAYS TEMPORARY, which invalidates many other capitalist dogmas that have proven themselves abusive)
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Things I have learned from today's campaign update:
Baggy hat = Liberal
McCain = Duck maverick
Bailout = Poo sandwich
Gaffe = muffins -
Ah, American politics. There is nothing quite like feeding the American public a "crap sandwich" !
