Campaign Update 10/23/08

Hey Brett, I have a great idea. After the election is over you can start doing the "Presidential Update" and do daily comments on whoever wins the election! We will still need your political insight with the new administration.

$150,000? Would they spend so much on her wardrobe if she looked like Barbra Bush?

lol what's going to happen to you once the election is over.

how will you entertain your co-workers :D

Crab-smuggling was something that Brett struggled with in college. The sub-title of "Joe Bama." It's candidate-speak for either "Hey, Joe, we're two weeks from the election...lock it the f*ck down!" or "There's a hamster in my trousers." "Always make the tall, skinny guy the 'I'."

LMAO! Brett, you're crazy funny. I luv you! Will you marry me? (And please don't dawdle. We only have till Election Day before losing our window of opportunity as Cali's anti-gay marriage Prop 8 will probably pass, sad and retrogressive as that may be.)

brett for president next term!
yea, no? yea?! YEAH!

* If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you're"exotic,different."* If you grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you're a quintessentialAmerican story.* If your name is Barack, you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.* If you name your kids Willow , Trig and Track, you're a maverick.* If you
graduate from Harvard law School, you are unstable.* If you attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're wellgrounded.* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the firstblack President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registrationdrive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a ConstitutionalLaw professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a districtwith over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health andHuman Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senaterepresenting a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills andserving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran'sAffairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city counciland 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000
people, 20 monthsas the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualifiedto become the country's second highest ranking executive.* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a realChristian.* If you [Mc Cain] cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and leftyour disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're aChristian.* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including theproper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no otheroption in sex education in your state's school system, while your unwedteen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in aprestigious law firm to work
for the betterment of her inner citycommunity, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's valuesdon'trepresent America 's.* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least oneDWIconviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaskafrom the USA, your family is extremely admirable.OK, *much* clearer now. Now I think I understand McCain/Palin:

It's not even nessicary to show Biden with his foot in his mouth.

It's like showing a picture of a cow eating grass to drive home the point that cows eat grass.