Amy Winehouse dresses her vagina as a witch for Halloween...But no one notices except little boy!
London, UK - Amy Winehouse decided to participate in trick or treating today after a two-day dry out session that was encouraged by her publicist Nancy Drawsky as a way to gain some positive publicity.
In reality, Winehouse had a severe withdrawl cravings for sweets and decided trick or treating would best serve that nervous hunger.
Winehouse created her own costume by simply taking a miniature beehive wig from a Winehouse doll, and glueing it to her snatch and then removing two plastic bats from a Halloween greeting card and glueing them to her nipples!
At dark, she paraded nude through some of London's trendiest and most affluent neighborhoods alone, trick or treating!
After stopped at over two dozen homes and gobbling down candy, she realized.....No one even noticed...Yet!
After crossing a dark street she came upon Duncan Whitehead, a 7 year old boy who had seperated from his trick or treating friends by accident and was now abit scared being alone in the gloomy dark.
The sight of a wobbly woman with what he later described as 'a rat coming out of her pee pee and bats holding up her moo-moos!' caused the youngster to puke up two dozen Hershey bars and then to crap his pants!
A handy security CCTV camera caught some of the action and has been a big hit on uTube with over 2 million hits.
The shocked youngster Duncan, was later reunified with his parents and taken home for milk and cookies, and a clean up.
In reality, Winehouse had a severe withdrawl cravings for sweets and decided trick or treating would best serve that nervous hunger.
Winehouse created her own costume by simply taking a miniature beehive wig from a Winehouse doll, and glueing it to her snatch and then removing two plastic bats from a Halloween greeting card and glueing them to her nipples!
At dark, she paraded nude through some of London's trendiest and most affluent neighborhoods alone, trick or treating!
After stopped at over two dozen homes and gobbling down candy, she realized.....No one even noticed...Yet!
After crossing a dark street she came upon Duncan Whitehead, a 7 year old boy who had seperated from his trick or treating friends by accident and was now abit scared being alone in the gloomy dark.
The sight of a wobbly woman with what he later described as 'a rat coming out of her pee pee and bats holding up her moo-moos!' caused the youngster to puke up two dozen Hershey bars and then to crap his pants!
A handy security CCTV camera caught some of the action and has been a big hit on uTube with over 2 million hits.
The shocked youngster Duncan, was later reunified with his parents and taken home for milk and cookies, and a clean up.
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