Hitler really did have only one ball
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http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24674861-5012749,00.html
A German medic who treated Hitler during WW1 has confirmed what the famous old song always said - the Führer really did only have one love spud. According to the doctor, the Nazi leader lost one of his crown jewels during the Battle of the Somme in 1916.Until now, there hasn't actually been any conclusive proof to back up the WW2 tune that began: "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall."
A document noting a conversation in the 60s between German war doctor Johan Jambor and his priest that's recently come to light detailed the specifics of the injury. Historians had always know he'd been damaged in the groin during the Somme but the loss of his cajone had never actually been proven.
Friends of the doctor said he later blamed himself for saving the life of one of history's most notorious monsters:
"In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme. For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. They called him the 'Screamer'. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming 'help, help'.
"His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'."
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keithponder
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So what ?
- 1 year ago
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keithponder
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Oni_Kagura
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EIN VOLK! EIN REICH! EIN TESTICLE!
- 1 year ago
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Oni_Kagura
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tiredcoffeedrinker
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Oni_Kagura:
thats pretty funny.
- 1 year ago
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tiredcoffeedrinker
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lcdoll920
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Wow, I'm glad I now know that Hiltler, one of the most evil men to walk the face of the earth, only had one testicle. I always wondered how much junk he had!
- 1 year ago
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lcdoll920
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onechance
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lcdoll920:
Maybe that kept his dumb ass from reproducing...
If only Bu$h was a ball shy... His daughter doesn't seem all that bad, yet. Then again, Hitler wasn't exactly eating babies in his youth either. We'll see how lil Bu$hette turns out... - 1 year ago
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onechance
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MiguelSanchez
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I heard that there are three testicles in the world claiming to be Hitlers one ball.
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MiguelSanchez
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YesWeDid
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Heres the thing about Hitler that kinda throws me for a loop.......his lifestyle was liberal yet he chose a far right wing method of government. Think about it....Hitler was a partial minority being that he had jewish blood in his veins, he was an art student, he was a vegetarian (ofcoarse that would explain more of why PETA acts like a bunch of Nazis), and there is evidence that Hitler was more then likely gay. I think Hitler was just having an identity crises that unfortunality led to WW2. If his family would have just let him paint, be a broccoli head, go to temple, and date Clause maybe we would have avoided the whole situation. Or maybe Hitler was just a massive dick.....either way, I'm glad he's dead.
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YesWeDid
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tiredcoffeedrinker
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YesWeDid:
Hitler didnt have jewish blood. He painted but was never a student of art, he never passed the tests in vienna. He was lazy and being an artist allowed his bohemian lifestyle in his youth. and to suggest that he set out to conqueror Europe because of his sexual preference is ridiculous. Hitler was a strong german patriot that became power drunk and likely went insane; one of the most deplorable men in history. what throws me is when people talk of a president as if they should be a regular guy, considering that others are elevated in many respects. Hitler was a nobody that conquered millions in less than twenty years. Though his actions are by far the most disgusting and sad in recent history, I find some of his attributes highly motivating.
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tiredcoffeedrinker
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ninepounds6
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and the Nazis in this country have no balls...
Remind me again why we allow Nazis to exist in America?
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ninepounds6
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YesWeDid
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ninepounds6:
LoL......well Nazi's are an unfortunate by product of having freedom of speech. Just like Christians trying to push an agenda in our public schools is a by product of having freedom of religion and George W. Bush is the by product of having free and fair elections and the North having won the civil war. If only the south would rise again I'd let them go.
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YesWeDid
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DeliaTheArtist
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"love spud"? I've never heard that one before!
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DeliaTheArtist
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Tayllerand
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I got three..........hahahahahahahahaha
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Tayllerand
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Sumiboom
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There's something so creepy about humanising Hitler, isn't there?
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Sumiboom
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TyMarshal [removed]
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ClusterAble [removed]
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So that explains it! No wonder why he was so ticked off at the world!
- 1 year ago
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ClusterAble [removed]
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rainbowryan420
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why am i supposed to care about Hitlers sack
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rainbowryan420
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larock
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rainbowryan420:
my thought exactly.
he's DEAD - been dead - who cares. - 1 year ago
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larock
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barbara3d
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Interesting but lots of men with testicular cancer had theirs removed and did not commit genocide. His most dangerous organ was his brain, or lack thereof.
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barbara3d
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LinXitoW
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barbara3d:
Even though i already know that this will come out wrong, i oppose. Without his very intelligent ways he wouldve never been able to take control in the first place. Where he lacked selfcontrol was later on in the war when he turned insane and corrupt from too much power.
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LinXitoW
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barbara3d
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barbara3d:
became insane? His original goal was to create the perfect race in his own image. Intelligent-yes, evil-yes but dont try to excuse it by saying he became insane in the end. when you put thousands of jews into hot boxcars and send them to death camps, well there are just no words.
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barbara3d
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deadpool
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barbara3d:
We may despise Hitler's name for the atrocities he was responsible for, but he was a tactical genius.
So you can't use the injustice: lackthereof
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deadpool
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cantucwearebrothers
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"Friends of the doctor said he later blamed himself for saving the life of one of history's most notorious monsters"
Aye carumba...that was probably hard to live with.
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cantucwearebrothers
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dreamland15
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lol No wonder he always looked so pissed.
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dreamland15
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GeoffNI
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I don't know about having one ball, maybe he then was on Testosterone as hormone replacement and living in consistant riod rage.
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GeoffNI
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samthesixth
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Half sack!
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samthesixth
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arcticspirit
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Hitler had a whole array of medical problems and was on a drug cocktail that no sane doctor would ever give a patient in this day and age. No wonder he made such horrible decisions as things went on. He should have been removed from office. As for the people around him, they had no excuses.
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arcticspirit
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LinXitoW
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arcticspirit:
His whole way of getting the whole country behind was brilliant and showed his intellectual capabilities.
But if all that rly resulted from drug abuse, one might consider being thankful, because Germany only lost because of some very bad decisions from the junky Führer. What i meanis: If he hadnt been ill by drug abuse, he mightve succeeded in building up the 1000 jähriges Reich. - 1 year ago
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LinXitoW
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Valentin0o
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arcticspirit:
Exactly, Germany lost because of Hitler.
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Valentin0o
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numinant
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yes, but he more than made up for in... genocide... perhaps someone should have bought him a porsche.
is it true that he was chronically constipated as well, which is the reason he dabbled in vegetarianism?
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numinant
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tiredcoffeedrinker
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numinant:
according to Shirer, Hitler became a vegetarian out of necessity in his impoverished youth. He kept the habit and also did not smoke or drink.
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tiredcoffeedrinker
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Brockie
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Thankfully Hitler never had any children, Can you imagine how they would have been treated after the war. So at this point I guess it really doesnt matter that much any more. Other than its an interesting note in history.
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Brockie
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MiguelSanchez
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Brockie:
I remember reading somewhere that Hitler DID have kids, or at least his wife did.
I can't say for sure though.
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MiguelSanchez
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thegreatsod
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Brockie:
By the way, did you know there are still some living relatives of Adolf Hitler (blood related)? But apparently the children of his half sister took an oath never to have children (some moved to the US during the 2nd world war) also they changed their surname to "Hiller".
Also, do some research on "Jean-Marie Loret-Frizon" apparently Hitlers son...of course the intercourse must have been before he lost his ball :D but there was never enough proof and this was never DNA-tested. Very interesting...
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thegreatsod
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ix3bumblebeetuna
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Brockie:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,912018,00.html
i found a TIME article about Jean Marie Loret, it's rahter strange but sad for his part - 1 year ago
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ix3bumblebeetuna
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extblues
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I heard a slightly different version of this ditty growing up:
"Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, had two, but they were small..."...and I forget the rest.
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extblues
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DonkeyPong
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extblues:
That's odd, I heard it was Goebbels that had "two, but small". Then there was Schneider, who had "two, but wider", which isn't really something to brag about. These facts were clearly passed on by Chinese whispers.
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DonkeyPong
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emmahill
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extblues:
I hate when information of this magnitude gets re-jigged as it's passed around. Now I don't know what to think.
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emmahill
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Found_Avenue
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extblues:
(To the tune of The Colonel Bogey March...)
Hitler... Has Only Got One Ball
Goering... Has Two But They Are Small
Himmler... Has Something Similar
And Poor Old Goebbels... Has No Balls... At All
yay!By the way, I learned this song from my mom! She used to sing it to me when i was a kid!
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Found_Avenue
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extblues
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extblues:
Thank you! I've been racking my brain trying to think of the rest...
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extblues
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Found_Avenue
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extblues:
No problemo! :)
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Found_Avenue
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LarzNero
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FYI - Hitler is also dead.
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LarzNero
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hapykap
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Now that is something I always wanted to know! (Sarcasm)
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hapykap
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Simon_S
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So is it in the Albert Hall?
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Simon_S
