Community | November 20, 2008 | 1 comment

Man kills himself during strategy meeting

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It appears that he had finally had enough of corporate bullshit, management speak and meaningless waffle that fails to address the real issues. A close colleague of the dead man who wished to remain anonymous revealed that during the meeting the man had become increasingly agitated as superiors discussed their ‘corporate vision’ for the company over the next few years.
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  • jahbini
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    • The article mentions: "A spokesman for the company has announced that his family will be receiving a ‘transitional post-loss compensation plan’."

      While I wish this story were false, and it is, I know that in the real world the story would be somewhat different:

      The guy would come back the following tuesday with an uzi and blow all the mid-level managers away.

    • 3 years ago

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