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Man fined for penis in pasta jar

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A 46-year-old New South Wales man was found pleasuring himself with a pasta jar after a brief car chase with police. He apparently continued pleasuring himself after police used batons and capsicum spray to get him out of the car. I say let the man masturbate, but I guess he could have been a road hazard.
  • added November 21, 2008
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27 responses // Man fined for penis in pasta jar

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    one word, 2 syllables

    wowzers!!!

    Disturbed1ne
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    Guess he missed the 'Just Say No' lesson... lol

    shelchak
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    Hhahahahahahaaaaaa

    andreline
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    Now thats a spicy meatball....nothing like pepper spray on the nether regions. And talk about keeping a dick in a mason jar.

    ....how would that even feel good?

    karmex
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    watch for the SNL parody sketch with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, a sequel to their Di** in a box called..

    "oooooh i got a DI** IN A JAR....I GOT A DI** IN A JAR!!"

    Disturbed1ne
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    if i ever get to this point you have my permission to terminate my life.

    satanskidney
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    was he masturbating during the car chase?

    oh yeah those lights are so sexy

    rainbowryan420
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    Oh dats so nassty!

    Reminds me of a comedy bit Dave Chappelle does, pretty funny.

    Moopak
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    5% tint woulda done the trick. Giggaty....

    cosanostra55
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    That guy has got balls. Especially since he can get pleasure out of a jar.

    keviar
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    Image...

    Sometimes the Current.com homepage is like a wise oracle ...

    mischabarrett
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    "Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
    That's when the pursuit began, the court was told."

    Is that a small necked jar or a large c#cked man?

    justright
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    He didn't stop even "after police used batons and capsicum spray to get him out of the car"?? ha! he really liked that pasta jar. don't want to know what he gets up to in the privacy of his own home.

    ClareW
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    Some people are going to use whaterver they can, but using it while driving is certainly dangerous... There should be a law for this, like there is for the phones :P You're not allowed to masturbate and drive at the same time LOL

    tursiops
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    Why did he do that?

    Why in his car? why a pasta jar? and why continue as he was gettting dragged out be th epolice?

    MiguelSanchez
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    Oh, I hate to be judgmental but that's just sick and wrong. I sure hope he's never in front of me on the freeway!

    Patio_Patty
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    Some people just dont have any self control. He must be into S&M if he kept at it while getting beat with police batons and getting a good dose of pepper spray. Not to mention getting man handeled by the police as he was dragged out of the car. Maybe he should have just stayed home that day.

    Brockie
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    I think this just goes to shed light on the intricate and bizarre nature of the human race. We are so dynamic sometimes it borders on lunacy.

    jhydo
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    OMG! Never go to pasta dinner at his house!

    dawnM55
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    obviously he skipped chapter 2 in sex ed., keeping your cockadoodledoo away from the rigatoni.

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    lol thats the funniest thing i have seen all day :D

    CalgarC
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    Jars are such sluts.

    cbjones
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    damn he sounded determined.. unless he batons and spray turned him on. people are weird.

    purplefox
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    a heard those jars where filthy and had std's. hope he used protection.

    RIVA_C
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    He was probably high as a kite on some kind of psychedelics.

    budmanyuctownusa
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