New Mexico-based Revision Studios will publish The Princess Diana Bible – so named because of Diana's "many good works", it says – online at princessdianabible.com in spring 2009. A preview of Genesis is already available, in which instead of creating Adam and Eve, God creates Aida and Eve.
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Is this just more good news, or seriously twisted?
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- unimatrix0
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i guess you cant stop people from being stupid... they are gonna get some serious backlash for this... im not advocating the backlash, im just saying its gonna happen.
i think its wrong to alter any religious text just to suit your own needs...
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This is ridiculous. There is a difference between translating the Bible and interpreting it. The Bible clearly states that it is the only, true Word and it is not something to be messed around with -- especially changing the meaning of it. I really hope the writers of this so-called "Gay Bible" aren't taking this seriously.
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well it just shows you anyone can write a book and call it a bible. what does that say about religion in general?
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- lukewarmenthusiasm
- 7 months ago
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"This "Gay Bible" is a different interpretation and it would be disrespecting God's Word to twist it into something it was not intended to be."
lol I just have to comment on this, cause it's there and I gotta....
Interpretations of the Bible are what have been causing wars on this planet for 200 plus years, hon. Translations are rife with interpretation - you interpret, usually by context, what each word is and how it fits into the wider meaning of the work.
An example - was Mary a virgin or simply a maiden? The interpretation of the Aramaic term used to describe Mary is, strictly speaking, "young woman". The interpretation of the word into Greek and later Latin has made her a virgin. Also, was Mary Magdalene a prostitute in your version? Anything that goes off KJV will likely have her portrayed as a harlot, even though the Greek texts make no mention of her profession.
Interpretation is everything. It gives us the meaning we yearn for in these works of old. I may not agree with the interpretation they've come up with, but its theirs to go by if they choose. KJV, NIV, RSE... they're all interpretations of one incomplete set of texts in a language that has been dead for centuries, and some are interpretations of interpretations... -
If Thomas Jefferson can put out his own version of the bible after taking out all supernatural references (which is still in print), I think the Gay Community has just as much right to do the same.
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I think the gay Bible is an awesome idea and I may actually go to church if one was read there, just to see it.
Anyone who believes the current versionS (yes, plural) of the Bible are "God's word" and haven't been rewritten a million times is fooling him/herself. The Bible was written and rewritten by man. It's being rewritten again by man. If you're going to follow it, you're going to have to accept that.
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Ooo, that should be an interesting read. This will be the first bible that i'll willingly buy since childhood.
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Straight Bible Angers Gays!
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I think this is a funny idea. but i do hope there is no serious backlash against the LGBTQ community.
But then again FREEDOM OF PRESS!!
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- insanejain
- 7 months ago
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Most of us(yes,that includes you!) are going to hell anyway,so whatever.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again;
If Heaven is full of Christians, I can't wait to go to Hell. ;)
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Why??? Just... Why???
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To each his own! Folks are creating new religions every day! Lord save me from your followers! Thankfully we have freedom FROM religion!
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I've often said that gays should unite to form their own religion. After all, all religions are simply made up. It's not like some god wrote the bible. It was written by man, long after the events that were being written about supposedly occurred. So I say why not create a gay religion? After all, congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof... which would mean gays could get married in every single state, and not a goddamn thing could be done about it.
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Why cant being gay be considered a religious faith?
Wouldn't people more or less leave you alone then? Why is it so much more intolerable than a difference in religion anyway?
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ok i down with rainbow, and i think anybody should be withe the person that they love no matter their gender/race.
but....yeah this is to much. i have a serious problem with this, and i dont even follow the bible.
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- charmedkitten
- 7 months ago
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You are watching Bible History #1 Another Funny Video from Brad Neely on Super Deluxe
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Thank you Unimatrix0. This was very informative, to the point, interesting, and NOT boring!
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this is not news worthy...
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i don't see the point to this. even if the bible were the root of all intolerance against gays, simply rewriting it wouldn't solve a single one of their problems.
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I wonder how they interpret Leviticus 22?
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Oh no!
Now they took Princess Diana to add to the rainbow, the black power fist, black civil rights, and "A Day Without a Mexican" list of stolen marketing tactics.
They are taking the dead princess' name and using it to promote a gay Bible?
Seriously?
OK, ummm, sure, why not? That's not comparing apples to oranges which I think is the nature of the problem in the first place.
I have no dog in this race, so I have no opinion on gay marriage, but they lose major points for below-the-belt-unoriginal-and-completely-unrelated marketing.
It was getting hostile, now it's just getting funny.
(excerpt from new gay Bible-a letter from God to Adam)
Dear Adam,
I designed the human reproductive system to work a certain way so that you can continue the species not unlike the way all other living creatures are designed to. However, I now command you to completely ignore all that infinitely complicated design and evolution, and condition yourself to enjoy sticking your sausage in another man's bile excrement orifice to find "love" and enjoyment instead.
Don't worry, I know it seems backwards (literally), but in just one generation you won't have to worry about it anymore.
Well, perhaps there are some obvious kinks in the methodology that still need to be worked out.
xoxo,
God
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Now then, I must apologize to any gay people whom my take on things may have offended, but I am actually not even against gays or even gay marriage per say, but I am against the bullshit marketing tactics.
If you can't legitimately explain your cause and gain society's sympathy and understanding, then why do you think you should just start pulling things out of your ass and stealing other marketing and symbolism? For Christ's sake, at least be original and sincere, and then you won't have to listen to people like me bitch.
On an interesting point I stumbled across earlier...if "being gay isn't a choice", the question of the day is:
Is being bi-sexual a choice?
...only at the Playboy Mansion?
Since when do people listen to a book "from God" for instructions anyway, I listen to common sense and logic.
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- damnneargenius
- 7 months ago
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Hmm... I'm not gay, but I find this entertaining.
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Lol. Next they will be reinventing the wheel for gay use only.
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From the article:
The move has already provoked upset among Christians, with the blogger Douglas Howe at the Idol Chatter site describing it as "inspired by a political agenda and one person's desire to contort not only the text but the very context of it to suit his own perspective".
Christians have been contorting the bible to suit their perspectives and purposes since before all of us were born. The current bible in use by all the Christian denominations and originally produced by the Catholic Church is a distortion from the original texts. Many people were murdered as heretics for trying to promote other books written by other apostles and disciples because they contradicted the "official" story as determined by the Catholic church.
Protestants inherited their bible from the Catholic Church.
However, there is hope for all Christians to see first hand what may or may not have been altered by the Catholic Church. Next summer the Codex will be released on the internet. The Codex is considered to be the oldest bible in existence and according to the publishers demonstrates to what lengths the Catholic Church has gone to distort the truth of the bible. I personally am waiting with baited breath to read it first hand.
Also for those who care to check it out, there is a book written by a Princeton Theological Graduate called "Misquoting Jesus - the story of who changed the bible and why" written by Bart D. Ehrman. It is quite an interesting read.
Available at Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Misquoting-Jesus-Story-Behind-Changed/dp/0060738170
http://dangerousintersection.org/?p=668
Also for those who can stomach even deeper truths. Learn about who the Jehovah Gods of the Old Testament really are by reading the book "Jehovah Unmasked" written by Nathaniel J. Merritt.
You can find it at Amazon too.
http://www.amazon.com/Jehovah-Unmasked-Nathaniel-J-Merritt/dp/1411651472
or read excerpts at
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theology/JEHOVAH_UNMASKED/jehovah_unmasked.htm
Basically in Jehovah Unmasked demonstrates with the King James Version that Jehovah is Satan.
So all of you who are up in arms about the Gay bible should get a life already. There is so much distortion around the bible that it is a coffin ready to be buried. One day Christianity will be studied as an old religion that people used to follow. In fact, there will be one day that civilization will turn its back on all religions entirely and embrace reality. That day will truly be heaven on earth.







