Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Jewelry

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There's nothing that says "I love you" to a woman like a diamond. Nope, not even the words "I love you."

Sarah Haskins looks at holiday commercials from Kay Jewelers, De Beers, Zales, JB Robinson Jewelers and Galleria of Jewelry.

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Target Women is a recurring segment on Current TV's weekly television show, infoMania. In each episode of Target Women, Sarah Haskins takes a look at the often-ridiculous way the media reaches out to women.

infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://infomaniafacebook.com.
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35 comments // Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Jewelry // Video

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    Seems like these comericals target men more than women. Sarah is funny as always.

    Sam_the_Wizer
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    This De Beers commercial from 1999 is my favourite (authough I live in the UK (and we spell jewelry differently as "jewellery") the voiceover is different to this one).

    smurph25
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    Ahhhh. I was just thinking about this last week and then you make a video! Pah! What are the chances. I'd much prefer a short break full of warm fluffy memories than a piece of jewellery for Christmas though.
    Excellent Video!

    ICanFlyHonest
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    I love Sarah Haskins with all my heart but please, this Holiday season, buy eachother jewellery. My mother has an antique shop and the recession is keeeeeeeelling us!

    Dizzyink
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    Sarah you're wonderful. Jane Kopas Women's Center loves Target Women.

    feminish
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    Sarah, how do you do it? I'm always thinking...OK, this couldn't be funnier than the last one but EHHH! Wrongo. My face hurts.

    outerbanksmom
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    Cool vid Sarah. I loved the part where you thank you dad for giving another shiny item you can hock. It is so real and funny.

    tomofnorthcal
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    This reminds me of those commercials where the husband character will be doing something thoughtful for his wife...but then the announcer says something along the lines of, "But wait! You're a man! You don't do such things. You should buy [insert gift item here] to express your feelings instead!"

    That's because men can only do manly things and buying something expensive is the only way to express emotion or gratitude. Obviously.

    Kurios
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    Does this girl suck or not? Potomic Peligo Goolag humor that St. Hugh finished his plate at another club.

    I_Tank_Reservoir
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    I love you Sarah. Will you marry me? I'd buy you a fancy diamond ring to prove my love, but I know you'd only pawn it.

    gozerian
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    How about I bring you the African child who found the diamond?

    SumthinFoolish
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    I'd love that, but right now I can't adopt because of a legal cloud over my head. Who knew throwing a shoe at the President would be such a big deal?

    gozerian
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    I love Sarah, me and my friend watch target women like every other day in my yearbook class. haha

    ash_theory
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    Mz. Haskins gives voice to the rage I feel on a daily basis, but in a disarming funny way that's much less offputting than my method of screaming and vomiting while throwing ninja stars.

    asherp
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    Thank you for this, Sarah. I'm a huge fan.

    A friend of mine once found the following De Beers ad in an old magazine:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/86461983@N00/2233136662/

    It translates: ""My husband says I am the more pleasant aspect of his career, and that i deserved this sign of gratitude. A diamond. Because I had kept so many small problems from him, and shared the big ones with him. This is why he wanted to find a unique, fascinating way of saying Thankyou. ..."

    [sorry. bad translation]

    leonie81
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    This video is hilarious! It got my wife laughing and she dreams of jewelry face!

    zenwhenicanbe2
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    I am glad for you in the perfect world. In a world with only a mystery in love - anything towards it is a good sale. Keeping up begins at home -

    I_Tank_Reservoir
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    The "sign language" ad just came on tv and I lost it! Thank you.

    superstrong
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    "Like her only gold is treasured" just followed a few minutes later! ESPN knows college basketball fans want.

    superstrong
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    i think im in love with this woman! I should buy her some jewelry for christmas...

    siddhartha1979
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    Sarah does it again! She always gets it just right. Sappy commercials that are trying to appeal to sentiments are not the way to reach me!

    belindaesq
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    I feel compelled to update the world: they just updated the "Like her only gold" commercial. The line now has an added pause, reading: "Like her, only gold is treasured." They must be watching your videos.

    superstrong
  •  

    no lie; the first time i watched this, i almost peed a little bit at "the rainstorm" part.

    ofcoursenot
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    Brilliant.

    arcticspirit
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    "I guess we'll have the sex now"

    Love it!

    ks33182
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