Got a small penis? Rub peanut butter on it

// added December 14, 2008 // 21 comments //
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The age old problem of a small penis, usually found in Asian men and those hailing from Lancaster England could be solved after researchers in Michigan discovered that by rubbing smooth peanut butter onto your penis skin actually increases its size. Sales of Peanut butter are said to be rocketing.

Most, if not all men, of Oriental descent or from the Indian sub-continent suffer from the tiny penises, known in medical terms as 'midget dick'.

Sometimes known as 'inadequate' - it seems men around the globe can once more fish out their tight bathing trunks and parade around naked again.

Peanut butter - it has to be the smooth type mind you - is now top of every tiny endowed mans Christmas list and wives, girlfriends and gay boyfriends are buying it by the cartload. Some stores in California are all out of it while in Atlanta a jar usually costing $2 is now going for $2.25.

One jar per penis should do the trick.
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