Ultimate fart silencer

If they placed the holes just right maybe you could play a tune. "Old man river..... LOL

hmm... have the possible embarrassment of audibly breaking wind, or shove a piece of plastic up my ass right before I would break wind in order to silence it.

Does that mean that I'd have to drop trow in order to insert this, because if I do I'm not sure that I'm going to be able to do that without being arrested. That, and to drop trow in order to insert something where the sun doesn't shine, that just seems a little silly.

Yeah, it would seem you would be, in an emergency, best to just rip one off.

Why silence it?

Ouch!

I wouldn't want to have that inside of me during the whole day... I prefer to fart the old fashion way!

working in a library, i've mastered the art of silent farting, and without the use of a colorful dildo-shaped apparatus.

Mine are muffled anyway.

only in america some one will purchase an inflatable pool BBQ. of course these things are made in china. perhaps this guy thinks americans will by this fart muffler.

So you're supposed to shove a plastic tube in your ass so you're not embarrassed about your farts? That makes perfect sense.

it really is rather huge. isn't the rectum where incipient turds are supposed to station? perhaps if these people produced their shit as solid matter there wouldn't be an issue...

I think a kazoo would be better, I mean, if your going to stick something up your ass, it might as well be worth it.

oh yeh, because sticking a phallicly shaped plastic tube up your ass is way less embarrassing than farting.

All this will do is make sure every fart is silent but deadly

LOL OMG.

That's hilarious. This guy, wow. What kinda gas must he have to deal with that he thought of this?

Seriously. A butt plug fart suppressor. Wow.
And I thought I was humorous thinking of corks.

And what's with the colors? I just showed this article to my wife and she spit coffee on me laughing so hard.

If you are going to put something up your butt, wouldn't a cork stopper do the trick? Low-tech rules!

can anyone say "projectile"?

Everyone knows it is better out than in, so just let nature take its course. How big are those things exactly?

"Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming." So when I feel one coming I'm supposed to run to a bathroom or somewhere with privacy to insert this tube into my anus and then walk back outside and fart? Am I supposed to remove it once I have farted? hahahaha Hilarious!

So hypothetically one would use this to avoid farting audibly on a date. What happens if the date goes well? The user has to stop and say, "Excuse me while I take this plug out of my anus, and then we can get back to friskiness."

Or worse, it's somehow so uncomfortable that the user forgets about it and the date DISCOVERS it.

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hahahhahah U ,....Out did yourself this time.lol hahahhahhahhhahh

Instructions say "Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming."

So on my date, I ate Mexican food and we are getting all romantic, oh no, I may need to fart...yeah it's going to happen... unavoidable... so I quickly excuse myself and go insert a fart silencer complete with a perfumed cotton ball! Mission complete. Now flagellation is not embarrassing. It smells like cinnamon buns. However my ass fees very odd with the silencer in it. In fact it is getting down right angry. Trust me you don't want your ass angry with you. That is never a good thing.

I just read the other responses after I wrote mine and found that EVERYONE found this odd! Yeah most chicks just go to the restroom and all is fine and happy. Best part your ass doesn't get mad at you.