Criminal's favorite shoe is Nike

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Six out of the top 10 shoes on a new police database of footprints left at crime scenes are made by the sports giant!

Funnily enough, my mate just got mugged and she helped the police out by correctly identifying that the muggers were wearing Nick Air Max 90s. They caught them as well!
  • added January 07, 2009
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17 responses // Criminal's favorite shoe is Nike

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    I wonder if it's so they can run faster with the air bubbles?

    mattbrawn
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    I bet Nike loves this endorsement! :)

    bedeboop
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    Is the number one most popular shoe those trainers with the built in roller-skate wheels in them?

    I've never had a try on them but they look lethal yet enticingly nippy.

    richjm
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    I don't care what some thieves like to wear. I just want to know about the shoe's aerodynamics and what kind of an imprint it will leave on an imperial president's face.

    isnamthere
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    I hate 90's...

    95's own them so much..

    Owwmykneecap
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    If they have second thoughts about a crime, do the look down at their shoes and think "Just Do It"?!? I remember when the LA Gear lighted shoes were popular with crooks until they realized they were seen at night too easy!

    SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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    This sounds kind of a racial post.

    petarro
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    The criminals and I see eye to eye on the same shoe brand. Go Figure, I feel like a criminal now!

    tanyetta
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    they must not be very functional shoes because one of them just stole my fucking bike.

    numinant
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    This post is mean! I am boycotting sport shoes for Birkenstocks!

    SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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    This is hilarious! Wasn't there also a cult that all wore purple Nikes?

    nazbags

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