Pimp My Dating Profile

Why did the first post have porn! Why was I so curious to follow the url! Damn you, tillackandheart, I have no time for vaginas!

Oh and about the video, it's a little long.. Doesn't keep interest.. I wouldn't want to pay money to "pimp my profile." I think this woman is very pretty, and must be doing something else absolutely wrong for her not to have a boyfriend

interesting. Trying to make it happen seldom works.

A lot of people are spending a lot of money to learn the obvious... FREE advice here:

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Date

How to Get a Date

Have you ever thought that you were left out? That you never thought you could get a date? Try this.

Steps

1. Find someone you like. Keep in mind that there is a difference between thinking some is cute and actually liking that person

2. Get to know them. You want to make sure you actually like this person before you ask them. Have small conversations with them and compliment them every now and then. Try not to make it too obvious.

3. Pop the question. If you talk enough with them and become good friends with them, then they'll be more interested in you then if you didn't talk to them at all. Then say something like "Well, I really would like to get to know you. You seem like a really interesting person, so I was wondering if you'd like to go to the movies on Friday night." This is simply a guideline but you should actually have something worked out to say so you don't fumble for the words.

4. If they say yes, then don't literally jump for joy. Say something like, "Cool. I'll see you there". Don't forget to arrange a meeting place and time.

Young Adults

1. If other person has class with you ask for help with homework or something school related so you can hang out together.

2. After a connection is established try to find out what they like and talk about what you like as well to find a deeper connection.

3. Ask out on a date or "friendly get together" to movie or other social place.

4. Tell them you really enjoyed your date and hope to see them again soon.

Tips

* The person will perceive you as more attractive if they sense that you have standards. If they do something you don't like, express disinterest.
* Give the person some space - nobody likes a stalker.
* Freshen your breath, and maintain good hygiene.
* When starting a conversation, have something in mind that you want to talk about - ice breakers like "Hey what's up?" or "What are you drinking" are sure losers. If you're both at a show, then you've already got something in common. See Find-Things-to-Talk-About.
* Talk a lot and freely. The things you say don't have to be impressive. You just need to have energy and describe your life with enthusiasm, and to encourage them to describe their life with enthusiasm.
* Do not say or do things to try to impress the person. They will see through this and lose interest in you. The most impressive person is someone who doesn't try to impress.
* Don't swear, pick your nose, spit, or engage in other behaviors generally regarded as antisocial or just plain old gross. Crude behavior may eventually be tolerated by your date, but it will never be appreciated.
* Be nice! People notice how you treat other people. If you go for coffee with your date, be nice to the person behind the counter or your server. Tolerate his or her friends (to a degree of course). Smile, remember names, and don't embarrass yourself or your date. The moment you're out of their sight, they're going to talk about you. Don't let your poor behavior or hygiene be the main subject.
* You may wish to ask a friend to help out if you are a little nervous.

if they make your profile then it's not really a reflection of you...

This is news?
Seriously. This is pathetic.

It's funny how the hot girls are the ones that are single >_<

No, hot girls are like hot guys, bottom line they want to sleep with as many people as possible before settling down. Then they find some rich guy who just wants beauty, and doesn't care that his woman has screwed 100 guys.

Hope your pages aren't as boring as this pod!

try this one http://e2l.org/7a

I WANT A "RESUME PIMP"

I have been looking for jobs on line for months. I need a "Resume Pimp". I know there are key words to use..I don't know them,..I want my resume to standout, I want find my perfect "JOB". Please.. CURRENT hook me up!!!!

Hajja

So you're saying they way i described myself on here:
"So, I'm like this Irish dude like, who y'know, likes some stuff and dislikes other stuff." is an epic fail.

It all makes sense now.

i could do with my life being pimped!

I agree with the previous comments that she doesn't really need internet dating judging by her looks.
We don't know anything about her personality though. Perhaps she's just terrible dealing with the other gender in real life.
I've got to say though, the dress at the end isn't quite ideal for her... ;-)
Anyway, nice to see she had some fun and finally got some dates out of it.