Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Chocolate

Hahaha "molesty-wind"...right up there with "period tears!!"

I think that, at least in the UK, manufacturers know that a large portion of the market is already made of women and so they try to focus on other demographics.

What I don't understand is american chocolate in general; I've tried it and it tastes like ear wax. Well, sweeter than ear wax but not nearly by enough.

I did notice one of the ads was for Lindor (considered a luxury chocolate, here, even though it's sold in most super markets) but I have enough experience to know that foods (particularly chocolate) from other countries have to have their recipes changed to be sold on foreign shores. They say this is for 'health standards' but it's usually to ensure that it can't out sell local brands. I can't expect an American to tell me how far from ear wax because they all deny this profusely. (I guess they're used to it).

and it can get better: choclate-bliss and a man!!! at the same time! : freaky axe-spot : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCZ-6y2UEfM

really crazy...

SARAH!
My husband just said, "She's so funny," and I've NEVER heard him say that about a woman comedian! He usually dogs on them. Good job, girl!

"Chocolate was given to women when God created us from Adam's rib. And then he thought, "That's kinda shitty. What if Adam leaves her for a secretary?" So he made us chocolate so we can feel good when we stick it in our mouths."

Hahahahahahhaaa.... I have such a girl crush on sarah!!

I watched this and just kept thinking about the episode of the Simpsons with the chocolate world where Homer eats the chocolate Scotty... much less appealing ad campaign, right?

Also I would LOVE to have see what Sarah would have done with AXE body spray's new add campaign. I LOVE eating chocolate men. For Serious.

try watching it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ-ZSaDt91g

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IM JUST WONDERING HOW MANY TIMES THE ADVERTISERS HAVE TO TELL U TO PUT THE CHOCOLATE IN YOUR MOUTH- I MEAN SOME SAY ITS CLOSE TO AN ORGASM - BUT IM PRETTY SURE US GURLS KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT SO WE CAN TASTE IT- AND SARAH ON A SIDE NOTE - U FRICKEN RULE :)

Sarah chocolate get you in the mood for sex !
by the way you are a sexshy mama!

Baha I'm so glad to see this come to life. Great job!

Fantastic! You should do a segment on moisturizer commercials. They're almost as ridiculous as the chocolate ones.

I fuzzykins snuffle hugsies grandma muffin love Sarah Haskins SOOOO much I want to molest her like a sketchy chocolate stalker scarf.

lol... Love it!

Sarah is so good! I love this section of infomania

Hah! Looks like the eating chocolate face is kinda like the jewelry face. (I have to agree with the above commenters, the harder an ad tries to convince me that I'll feel indulged by a chocolate, the less likely it is to happen.)

let's talk about chocolate letdown...when the bliss and ecstasy just aren't there. The Hershey's is waxen. The Dove's did not transport. Then maybe we'll have to resort to sex.

Sarah Haskins is brilliany! This is really really good stuff

my skin is chocolate...that's why chiks dig me.

Speaking of mushrooms... chocolates with mushrooms are fun ;) Here comes the psychedelic carousel!

Yay chocolate!

Laughing so hard, I could barely finish off my bag of Reese's mini-cups.
Time to go bowl off some fat.
Thanks loads.

Once again..Hilarious!

oh god sarah. thank you. srsly.

Chocolate? Chocolate!!!

If only it were The Beatles!!! (sigh)
Great Target Women, I always share them with my friends...

Feel like I need to take a shower after watching this - SO DIRTY!

A+ SARAH!

"chocolate is practically fruit! except when it's wind."

best. line. ever.

so true Sarah, so true. No wonder I eat so much chocolate, the media has hypnotized me into doing so.

May favorite part was the molesting chocolate wind!

/!\ ALSO, HEADS UP: /!\ 100 calorie pack oreos and those oreo candy ball things are NOT WORTH IT. They taste like cardboard. Just stick with two or three actual oreos, less often!

The opening slaaaaaayed me. "The Beatles? Obama? Careful, haha.. "

That legs-in-the-air shot is just shameless, holy cow.

Portraying chocolate as "molesty wind" (ahahaha) struck me as an... unusual cinematic choice, but I guess it's pretty run of the mill as far as WIZARD CHOCOLATE GOES! ...because that was clearly the Hogwarts Express.

I'm in between this episode's face- painted-Sarah or the weddings episodes' bridezilla-Sarah for funniest Sarah. which is good. i was scared that for a while. unfunny episode followed by retrospective special, uh oh. i'm glad everything is right again.