New Dad Thinks Baby Might Be Gay
source: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_dad_thinks_baby_might_be_gay
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Among the many "small signs" that suggest that his son may be gay, Oebrick cited a home video in which the toddler crawls across the living-room carpet of the family's suburban Scottsdale home, wiggling his hips from side to side.
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knightlynight200
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this is so stupid...the father is pretty much saying that his child can't be happy and like colors or bright things. I feel real sorry for that baby when he gets older
- 3 years ago
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knightlynight200
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Denica_Cassandra
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knightlynight200:
it's a fake
- 3 years ago
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Denica_Cassandra
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Denica_Cassandra
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lol... i love the onion. (that baby does look a little questionable) ;)
- 3 years ago
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Denica_Cassandra
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AnemicElitist
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Oh wait. The Onion
- 3 years ago
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AnemicElitist
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jubal
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This dad is such a freakin idiot. Everybody knows the best sign of a gay baby lies in the way he sucks the pacifier.
- 3 years ago
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jubal
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nickscheisse
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It's the onion.
- 3 years ago
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nickscheisse
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ejasun
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'This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life,' Lies Man Holding Baby.
Realizing he was now forever tethered to this utterly helpless new life, responsible for its shelter, upbringing, education, safety, and all related expenses for the next 18—or, perhaps more accurately, 25—years, Rudloff rattled off a series of patently false pleasantries about being overjoyed with his new baby girl.
The 32-year-old property manager even managed to form his lips into the strained approximation of a smile, despite suffering through near-constant visions of dropping the fragile baby or accidentally squishing her delicate internal organs with his clumsy, brutish hands.
- 3 years ago
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ejasun
