Don't draw genitalia as your signature when paying via credit card // Current

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After accidentally scribbling nonsense on a verification screen and seeing that it didn't trigger any alerts, Kingpin at DrunkRepublic decided to start goofing around with his signature when using his credit card. It led to some fun times for a while. Then it backfired. (Warning: the image after the jump is cartoonishly NSWF in a Comcast-at-the-Superbowl sort of way.)

At first, he says, he tried using lines or drawing Xes, then escalated to things like "Crotchy Crotchington" or "I'm A Criminal." Finally, assured that the system was bunk, he drew what any self-respecting smartass would draw once you've figured out that The Man isn't paying attention: a classic cock-and-balls doodle.

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  islek
- Hooray for loopholes in the credit card security system! Yay, identity theft! Someone can steal my card and sign off their stolen purchase with a poorly-sketched anatomical scrawl.
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  Hunnter
- I'm not sure which one is better, spider2.gif or this one.
  I think i am going to stick with Spider2.gif, the fact that the woman on the other end actually sent back the spider had me in fits of laughter.
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  invdrzim
- Heh, heh. Awesome. Wonder how many more signatures like these will surface : )
  
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  RudyRudell
- I know a guy who used to sign "fuck you" as his signature every time.
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  benzodiazepine
- RudyRudell:
  Are you good friends?
  
  :)
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  SHAWN_RITTIMAN
- Was it a Dickscover card?
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  asherp
- Best story, ever.
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  Shanish82
- Dumbass! This story is tarded. Legalize pot now!
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  pinkerbelle
- Shanish82:
  lol....if you legalize pot, there'd be more events like this :P
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