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FDA approves depressant drug for the annoyingly cheerful

Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.
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  • video added February 12, 2009

10 comments // FDA approves depressant drug for the annoyingly cheerful // Video

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    lol onn

    CalgarC
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    hah awesome stuff.. though you should put The Onion in the thread title- kind of misleading.

    Soap
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    Gotta love the Onion!

    SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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    Getting Bobbie Battista was a major score.

    huntre
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    lol good stuff. i kinda wish this was real though...

    fun_size
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    At the end... that would sound like something Obama would do lol...

    cerealforeal
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    You almost had me until the dude swore... lol

    Technically people who suffer from bi-polar are pretty f***ing annoying when they are in their "high" moods.

    Ok, at least one person I know of is that way...

    sunshine1649
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    Too bad this isn't real, because I seriously know a couple of people who need to be on that!

    robynviola
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    im calling the pharmacy right now.

    jimmypockets
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    "Do you know what it's like to be around these people? It's pretty fucking annoying." Hahahaha, the way he said it was perfect.

    TheRemedy_181
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