Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Your Garden

Sarah is a cutie, I love her!

That sandpit monster has teeth and its all dried up, let's not call lady parts that.

Someone is now going to write a literary thesis paper on how Luke represents defiant spematozoa refusing entry into the evil va-jay-jay, and thus Star Wars is male chauvinist.

Watch for it in The Utne Reader.

Thanks a lot, Sarah!

Cookie!

"my gentle alpaca" is my most favorite idiotic euphemism EVER. now it just needs to be incorporated into a snarkfest on smart bitches trashy books, and my life will be complete!

HAHA oh my god, this one was good. i'm pretty sure the last 5 seconds really brought it home

Thanks Sarah! Just when a commercial gets on my nerves, you seem to have my back. Have you seen the spongebob/burger king/sir mixalot commericial? It is begging for your comments...
http://feministlawprofessors.com/?p=9937
I saw this on the same site i first saw this schick ad at.

My only disappointment was a hope that you would make fun of how women are asked to do endless things to "fix up" our bodies. Not that I have a problem with someone doing that, just a problem that this commercial makes it seem like u SHOULD be doing that. Granted, they are hawking razors, we should still as "consumers" (because thats all we are right?) let them know women don't need to be made to think they have yet another thing to do to fix whats wrong with them.

Why is it that as a Middle Eastern girl with extremely dark and curly hair and light skin I have to feel ashamed, like most other women with dark hair, to make sure we are "clean" of our disgusting hair? Sure most women feel this pressure but notice the very race specific references in the ad. Obviously women with dark course hair have a harder job ahead of them, isn't it funny how we are naturally not as pretty as a woman should be, you know, blonde?

Since schick is in the business of ridding the world of unwanted hair they should start targeting my hairy middle eastern brothers or my husband, they feel far too comfortable in their skin, lets make it hot for men to have shaved legs and another thing to do just to be acceptable to society!

It's interesting Sarah thinks the British ad is JUST the result of English conservative culture; it's actually more of a comment on U.S. conservative culture. It was about the American 'Leave It To Beaver' culture that prides itself on double-speak they're convinced no one else can hear (they think it's the Holy Spirit using them, duh). So, HELLO American Conservatism, England sees you winking, and, HELLO Sarah, go to England and realise how the MODERN British culture views sexuality (as opposed to depending on Mary Poppins and the Queen).

sarlaac pit....oh, my god!
my favorite thing ever = target women.

it's better than vaccines.

and i'm with saunders btw, you should explore english female culture, sarah.

2:46: Kathie Lee & Hoda even made the flatscreen in the background too uncomfortable to continue the segment!

Ahhh not the sand pit!

So funny, from "semiotics" to "my gentle alpaca"

Go Sarah!

Years ago I heard some guy refer to his "lady's ferny place" and the gag reflex has never stopped. I vote for stranger, perhaps not even gentle nicknames. Oracle of Delphi? The jade temple is always a good standby. Thunder Valley? Bush, though - that word's been hijacked.

omg you're killing me!!!!!

I REALLY needed the laughs that this video gave me. Thank you, Sarah!!!!!

Sarlac the sand pit!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i'm going to use that term from now on about mine!!

Before You Ladies (I'm being presumptuous in YOUR favor,here) start using the term "Sarlac the Sand-pit",
remember it was insatiably hungry, gobbling ANYTHING that got within range...LMAO

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF--THANKS SARAH!

Hilarious! I love it so!

This is now my new favorite Target Women. It just keeps getting better and better.

I think Kathie Lee saying "air it out, let it grow" is going to give me nightmares.

When Sarah mentioned "sarlacc the sand monster" from Star Wars, it was a bit much, but seeing the pic, it all made sense.

Lol it was still funny. I know I never say v-vag-...I say "my cookie"

lemme ax you, why da black girl be havin' a big nasty bush, and that asian biatch be havin' a small tiny garden, huh? waddup wit dat?! ima call Jessie!!