Celebrity Twitter Overkill

I can't get into twitter. don't understand it. It is either lame tweets from corporations or plugs for their shows or movies. Don't like any celebrity thaaat much to hear their every waking thought or action. So celebrity X had a ham sandwich for lunch, wow, breaking news there! I hear Ashton tweeted a few months ago that he was pissed off that the contractors next door were too loud in the mornings. Wow, ashton thanks for the breaking news there. Twitter may have spread the word that MJ died but 99% is useless info. I do facebook but that is my limit. And I don't feel the need to share every waking thought or action with my facebook friends. I have the courtesy to spare them the info. that I did laundry today and had pizza for lunch.

I can't get into twitter. I don't understand it. I like facebook and keeping in touch with friends and family but I don't need to hear every person's every thought. I have fave celebs and such but I am not that into any one celebrity. I don't want to follow anybody. I don't really care if celebrity X had a ham sandwich for lunch or just got back from the hair salon. It is either useless info. or just lame plugs for their shows or movies. From what I hear, most celebs have their assistants, managers, etc. twitter for them anyway. And really, is Britney really such a deep thinker that anyone listens to what she has to say? Why should anyone care that Ashton is pissed off that the contractors working on the house next door are too loud in the mornings? (I read that was one of his tweets a few months ago.) You know something is jumping the shark when old, cranky politicians like McCain are doing it. Although their staff probably does it for them but then again, sarah palin's are so dumb she has to be writing them herself.

I am just waiting now to see a Miley Cyrus thing on Super News now! LOL I'd gladly do the voice for that one!

So, this is turning into a Star Wars type of anthology. In Episode one, or was that 4?, Luke triumphs, in this episode, Luke is rebuked.

Will Luke escape from the dark side, stay tuned.

Wow... So let me get this straight... This site has a Twitter? But bashes Twitter all the same? Stupid much?

who is the "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiii" (shark jumper)guy?

This is ... life!

Wow - more news about Twitter.

that's what they talk about here.. why they quit or won't twitter?

twitter!!! is lame.

Alright people. It's over. Done. Now git back to work.

Hi!
Can someone please write what they are saying in english?

I'm working for a french website and some discussions are way too fast for me to translate them...

Thank you.

This is hilarious. Especially Ashton Kutcher... "I'm more important than neeeeews."

I'm on Twitter and enjoy it for the most part. I thought it would be fun to follow celebrities. What a nice thing for them to do to put themselves out there so the regular public can have contact with them. We constantly see them say "follow me". Big fucking deal that you have over a million people "following" you..did you bother to thank each and every one of them that followed? I certainly never got a thank you. Have you ever tried talking to these people? I have had a few reply to questions and I appreciate that. But there are other like Kirstie Alley and Demi and countless others that refuse to reply. How fucking rude are they! I realize they're are probably inundated with messages constantly, but jeez, how long would it take to type a short response.
I would love to talk to some of these folks and be a friend, but unless you're funny and witty or a celeb, forget it.
Some of the celebs need to get their head out of their asses and step down a notch or 2. If it wasn't for us regular people buying the tickets to see these arrogant bitches they wouldn't be where they are today.

I have never been so happy to be out of the loop! I herd of twitter last semester and dear god it sounds GAY!!! This just seals it for me ill keep my life you keep the twits!

pls get better voice actors

Twitter = Bird Brains.

Even Twit King John Mayer called it the dumbest thing on earth. What I am annoyed with is how CNN cant stop saying Twitter. One day credible news organizations will look back on how moronic they are.

Twitter = Bird Brains. But then again everyone on CNN is a Bird Brain.

This made me laugh so hard

Funny Video, message is true, Twitter turned into a market place for celebs. Sad, it had a good premise.

This is hilarious. Shaq's twitter is the best, most ridiculous thing.

HOW THE HELL IS TWITTER A WEB SITE??? GO TO ANY SITE ON EARTH & YOU CAN TYPE IN MORE RANDOM CRAP & DO A HELL OF A LOT MORE!!! &!!! &!!! YOU CAN USE MORE THEN 140 DAMN CHARACTERS TO SAY STUFF!!! DAMN PEOPLE ARE DUMB THESE DAYS!

On the plus side,this video is very funny!!!

The Perez Hilton shit is soo funny! All the twitter "greats" in one episode. Oh... and the Demi.... wow... I don't know what to say. :) HILARIOUS! Lock in people... LOCK IN!

Wow, can't wait until this is over.

When my friend said he had to re-twit... I was thinking that's sounding too high maintenance.

LMAO! I love Twitter but when i first got it I was kinda like Darren. I literally screamed "NOOOO!"