What your tattoo locations say about you

@pfanderson on twitter says "@dermdoc Tattoo map really funny, but some places left out. My DD's a pro tattoo artiste. ;)"

My tattoos are in the prison zone :( They are not right on my neck; one is on the back of neck/shoulder blade area and one on the left collar bone.

@shaq85 on twitter says "muy bueno, tatuajes:"

This is very funny and completely retarded at the same time...

SPOT ON!
p.s. and Im not kidding,....I mean I totally agree.
(but I have payed taxes none-the -less; inner wrist chinese glyph culprit myself) does make me feel rather like a cut of beef looking at the diagram............

Soo... I should get a tattoo on the back of my thigh, because then that means nothing.

This is stupid.

I have them from the neck down to the tips of my toes........

Hahah ! I have no tattoos .

My tat is in the red zone lol. I just wear long sleeved button ups to be professional.

what a load of bollocks lol

I maybe a number of things but a "cute little princess" isn't one of them.

...oh, this is from Cracked. If they say I am, then they're right because they have pretty sharp cookies over there.

"faggy lameness"? that's so gay.....grow up

umm cold beer

"Faggy"? Are you serious!? Unless you're gay, that word is as off limits as the "n word" is for anyone not black. It's 2009, come on. Despite the faux pas I thought the diagram was entertaining.

Hm.... I was planning of getting the Gears of War dead COG emblem on upper left corner of my back... or on the shoulder... I guess I shouldn't then :'(

It just goes to show that we shouldn't believe everything published. I know quite a few people who would like to sit down with the person who wrote this article and set him straight on "tattoo placement."

I had no idea that is what my tattoo placement meant, I just got them in places that I could hide them if necessary....

Ha. So true. It's like "Hey...nice tramp stamp...non tramp?" Yeah, like whatever. lol

if you're a redneck.

this is lame.

This is pretty funny.
(That is me illustrating my ability to take a joke before I say this:)
I do find the amount of negative attention focused on female lower back tattoos frustrating, however. Somehow everyone thinks of them as tramp stamps and says that they are trashy or "Something to look at while you're hitting it from the back!" but honestly, it's a blank canvas of skin that won't be visible in a formal setting and it is big enough to get some pretty wide/elaborate tattoos there. There is no place on my body other than my lower back where I would want to get a big tattoo but the instant I do everyone will be coming up with these inaccurate conclusions about me.

It needs to stop.

I was going for a small red heart on my left breast just to the left of my cleavage. Then I decided too many people stare at my breasts already!

BTW, it doesn't have the breast area on the site map!!!

HAHAHAHA!

"Tattoos send a mistake to yourself in the future"

Absolutely true. I will never get a tattoo.

i fall into the top 3

so everyone with a tat is some kind of loser? all tats are bad according to this chart. i don't see how this is worthy of the current home page. not that it isn't a little funny, but it also isn't news, which is why i visit this site, for relevance. also, my tats are very important to me and this was probably made by someone without a tattoo.