The eunochs at State Department
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When he awoke after the surgery, the clerk saw his wife and the surgeon standing next to the bed. Beside him was a very bureaucratic looking man in a blue suit, a bright red tie, and a horrible comb-over.
The clerk kissed his wife, and then asked the surgeon: “Well, Doctor?”
The Doctor smiled, then said, “Well, we found the cancer, and removed both your testicles immediately.”
The clerk was shocked. “You cut off my balls? Why not try radiation or Chemo therapy first?”
The Doctor shook his head sympathetically, and the bureaucrat stepped forward. “As decreed by the Obama Health Plan of 2009, we divided the cost of those procedures by your age and multiplied by the appropriate factor indicated on page 307, paragraph A, subsection C. The result of that calculation indicated a cost-benefit result that was less than zero. Total removal of your testicles, however, resulted in a perfect score, with additional positive benefits.”
The clerk sat in stunned silence. “I can’t believe you could reduce my life to a pathetic mathematical formula. This is horrible, and certainly not the change I’d hoped for.”
The bureaucrat wrinkled his brow in confusion. “To the contrary, your career is about to take off!”
The clerk, in spite of his pain and anger, was curious. “How is getting castrated going to help my career?”
The bureaucrat smiled effusively. “Well, it makes you perfectly qualified to join President Obama’s diplomatic corps! Congratulations, you’ve been assigned to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict!”
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igordy [removed]
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Hahaha - I...... Like it... I also like that the liberal ilk is going to have a shit before they figure out if this is a joke or a true story! Hahaha. Fucking gullible morons - damn, I have that bridge in Brooklyn for sale - any takers? Hahaha
- 8 months ago
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curtisreed
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igordy:
did you see the response by kennymotown? "Obviously a joke! or a lie." Even kenny had a moment's pause where he thought it might be a lie.
It's a JOKE, Kenny. that is, by the way, the reason I uploaded it into the "Humor" category.
For crying out loud...
- 8 months ago
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curtisreed
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curtisreed
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igordy:
Note: I made the joke up yesterday, after a liberal friend of mine came back from getting a vasectomy. He was limping around quite a bit, walking bow-legged and slowly inching up to the urinal, so I asked him what was going on. He told me it was "the worst day of his life" and he'd had to get a vasectomy (old fashioned scalpel cuts, not the painless laser procedure)...to which I told him there was something very pleasing about seeing a liberal get his nuts cut off. And that gave me the inspiration for this joke…
- 8 months ago
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curtisreed
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kennymotown
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Obviously a joke! or a lie.
- 8 months ago
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kennymotown
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2hellnwait
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A fine line separates fantasy from reality as this administration slips into Diplomatic insanity. . .
"And the twain shall meet" & n`er shall they part" - 8 months ago
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2hellnwait
