Marriage is Gay

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29 comments // Marriage is Gay // Video

  • talvod
  • Maccalusso
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      Maccalusso  

    • "Marriage is Queer" seems more appropriate. I think this gentleman would agree and he's certainly no "homophobe" or "hater".

      John McKeller, President of Homosexuals Opposed to Pride Extremism (HOPE) has publicly stated he staunchly opposes gay activism and the "marriage" of two men to be lawfully considered the same as the union of man and woman.

      Clear evidence that the gay rights movement is largely controlled by a minority of radical activists intent on subverting morality, sexuality, and the minds of the young. How much are you willing to tolerate?

      http://www.massresistance.org/docs/info/kbase/horror_stories.html

    • 4 months ago
  • Alexandra_Draxler
  • napalm_nacey
  • bpowers100
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      bpowers100  

    • Great video. I think I might cast myself in a reality tv show about gay weddings now. Or maybe, since its not legal in CA anyway, I can just get married a bunch of times and I can have the audience vote about which wedding is the best, and then duplicate it in Vermont for the season finale with all of the loser-potential-slash-wannabe husbands in the wedding to voice their objections. Think Sacha Baron Cohen would produce it? If you see him, tell him to find me on twitter.

    • 7 months ago
  • himay421
  • lremington
  • atomiclegion
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      atomiclegion  

    • You know the definition of marriage has changed many times over: from polygamy, land rights("i'll marry your daughter for a parcel of land). a different social group(poor marrying the rich), marrying into a different religion, to having rights & obligations, and age.

    • 8 months ago
  • Marc_in_Waikiki
  • Marc_in_Waikiki
  • MizPiz
  • leighconner
  • Denica_Cassandra
  • remanns
  • emaeve
  • liliya
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      liliya  

    • I on the other hand have the opposite opinion of "thecoloryellow." Last week's was funny, but this one just crossed a line. That guy who cheated on his wife with five other women? He knows what's up. Polygynous marriage and women-as-chattel arrangements are waaaaay more traditional models than gay marriage, or any sort of marriage based on mutual respect and/or love. And you know, ~you people~ go on about acceptance, but when was the last time you befriended a rapist/rape victim couple? Does society ever let a man live with half a dozen concubines in peace? NO, it's only about acceptance for YOU and rejection for righteous biblical models like these. We as a society have ALREADY rejected the traditional in the name of being "accepting" and "PC." It's only a matter of time until gay marriage joins the fray, and THAT is a damn shame. That said, I'd sooooooo watch Gay Workout Weddings. That one guy has such a lisp haha... :o

      "Is gay marriage trying to fuck with football? OHHH HELL NO." L-M-A-O

      edit: also you should have shown more of the "kids are stupid therefore VOTE NO ON GAYS" ad because it is awesome. "I'm confuuuuused!"
      Shit yeah I want kids making all of my political decisions. Let's make a bill to INCREASE the global warming, because I like summer!!!! :) :) :) All in favor, say "yaaay summer!!!" WAIT B-BUT FIRST, I motion that we change the official date of Christmas to July 4th xD

      edit edit: also also the opening clip thingy has taught me that lesbian makeouts are confusing and involve really complicated arm positioning :c

    • 8 months ago
  • JamieSZ
  • ohrose
  • jankmatank
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      jankmatank  

    • This made me giggle, so much. There is very little that is "sacred" in hetero marriages, since reality TV, so people should stop using that as a lame excuse!
      Gay men and women should flock to my home state and get married after Jan. 1st! GO NEW HAMPSHIRE!!!!

    • 8 months ago
  • manstruate
  • Freakfr0g
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      Freakfr0g  

    • This is great, it's so great to have such clever and smart humor pieces about gay issues on television in the popular media. Bryan makes some excellent points in a smart and funny way, and I really look forward to more segments.

    • 8 months ago
  • SaraShelton
  • stephsearching
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      stephsearching  

    • i especially love the clips of "cheaters", etc.

      really helps get the point across of how STUPID so many hetero marriage traditions and perspectives are.

      go, bryan, go! more pieces just like this!!

      plus, i sort of think he is really hot...

    • 8 months ago
  • TheColorYellow
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      TheColorYellow  

    • Ha. Alright, last week I was a little pissy about some of the perspectives that were expressed beyond comedy...but this week the sh*t was just funny.

      Yes, I said it, the gay guy is f*cking funny and this perspective of things is.

      He makes a very good point, what some people do with marriage is more of an insult to the concept of marriage then a couple gay people in love.

      Better than last week and pretty f-n funny.

    • 8 months ago
  • gwdexter
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      gwdexter  
    • TheColorYellow:

      No, Mr. Yellow, last week what you actually did was get over caffeinated, vent some utterly bizarre paranoid fantasy of yours about predatory gay men trying to steal your girlfriend (hunh?), and then told us all to get back in the closet.

      But then again, in my world, flagging "the color yellow" would generally indicate that you want to get urinated on during sex, so maybe I just don't understand where you're coming from.

    • 8 months ago
  • TheColorYellow
  • TheColorYellow
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      TheColorYellow  
    • TheColorYellow:

      And yes Dexter, I fear you simply don't understand where I'm coming from. I have no problem with gays being gay or whatever, but it does upset me that, in the gay neighborhood I'm presently surrounded by here in Southern California, the rainbow has come to symbolize 'homosexual pride' not 'universal love and peace' as it apparently does elsewhere in the world.

      It has made conversations with certain dreamgirls on the other side of the world difficult when they talk about the rainbow and the only time I see the rainbow used around here is in the context I just described.

      Do you understand my frustration?

      I will admit I am wrong here because I accidentally moved smack dab into the middle of this neighborhood without a clue not realizing that to go to the coffee shop down the street I am going to be stared at by more men than women on like a 5 to 1 ratio. But hey, I'll survive and it's not really a big deal.

      That said, please forgive my slightly over-sensitive viewpoint, because it does wear this occasionally.

      The Color Yellow? lol Eh, it's irrelevant to this conversation, but no, you're right, we have completely different meanings for different things.

      And...there wasn't anything about me being paranoid some gay guy was going to steal my girlfriend. WTF? I was arguing the PRINCIPLE that it is wrong to say you are one thing and then be another. That's called lying, and I'm not a fan of liars regardless of their sexual orientation.

      It would be no different than trusting a friend to be friends with your love interest and then having them betray you, except a gay guy would obviously only be allowed into that context from the 'wolf in sheep's clothing' approach of claiming to be gay when in fact he was apparently bi-sexual which is a whole different kind of circumstantial threat all together.

      My girlfriends have gay guy friends and I'm friends with them too, but the way Bryan presented the 'gay' side of the story in last week's segment made me go WTF? If that's how the gay guys are thinking and they're only gay for reasons I can't comprehend in the first place but they will gladly sleep with your girl if given the chance? WTF? Sorry, I don't operate like that as a person. If I'm trusted to be someone's friend, then I'm their friend, not a friend hanging out with the possibility they might sleep with me one day. That would just make things weird.

      I apologize if I offended you. Feel free to be gay and proud...but was it really fair to steal the rainbow? lol

    • 8 months ago
  • suzako
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      suzako  
    • TheColorYellow:

      "My girlfriends have gay guy friends and I'm friends with them too, but the way Bryan presented the 'gay' side of the story in last week's segment made me go WTF? If that's how the gay guys are thinking and they're only gay for reasons I can't comprehend in the first place but they will gladly sleep with your girl if given the chance? WTF?"

      Um, yellow ... Bryan was making fun of how television acts like all a gay guy needs to is kiss a girl and then he's straight. He was not endorsing this! He was saying how this is obviously a ridiculous scenario and not at all based on reality. Gay guys do not want to kiss your girlfriend. Try to understand comedy.

    • 8 months ago
  • TheColorYellow
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      TheColorYellow  
    • TheColorYellow:

      @suzako If that's the case then what I was bitching about is invalid, so, no harm, no foul. That had me kinda concerned, but if that's not the case, then I'm cool. My bad. Good, because most gay guys I've met and know seem like exceptionally nice people, so it concerned me that some of them might not be what they were presenting themselves as.

    • 8 months ago

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