'I watch my neighbours do it with their window open...'

// added June 22, 2009 // 5 comments //
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abbym0308

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http://www.nerve.com/datingconfessions/ConfessionalEntry.aspx?ceId=33664

No, not me! Someone posted this to nerve.com's dating confessions and I HAD to share it.

"My neighbors have sex with the curtains open and the lights on so I watch. It (always) goes like this: 6 minutes in the missionary position. At about minute 5 he grabs a page of the NYTimes and holds it ready. At the last second he pulls out and cums into the paper. He gets up and hobbles out of view with his junk wrapped in newsprint. Then she gets up and checks her email in the nude."

I'm not sure what's worse... cumming in the classifieds or the voyeuristic neighbour!
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5 comments // 'I watch my neighbours do it with their window open...'

  • DarkVeneficusss
  • emmaboswood
    • 0
      emmaboswood  

    • "I'm not sure what's worse... cumming in the classifieds or the voyeuristic neighbour! "

      There doesn't seem to be much good about this situation.

    • 8 months ago
  • abbym0308
    • 0
      abbym0308  

    • I love that the neighbour is close enough, or has watched enough of these couplings to know that his rag of choice is the NYT. He must be conservative.

    • 8 months ago
  • burukku16
  • Hannah_LDN
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      Hannah_LDN  

    • "I'm not sure what's worse... cumming in the classifieds or the voyeuristic neighbour!"

      Missionary sex for only 6 minutes mate.... THAT'S what's worse!! Poor woman! LOL

    • 8 months ago
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