Woman Trades Sex for Snack Chips
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An Oklahoma woman has pleaded no contest to trading sex for a box of $30 snack chips.Police said Lahoma Sue Smith, 35, admitted to making the deal with the man, who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.
Officers found Smith and the man, both partially clothed, inside Smith's car.
The man was not charged and his name hasn't been released.
Smith, who police said has a history of prostitution, was fined $1,142 after entering her plea.
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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They better not have been Jalapeno popper flavor Doritos or someone got burned bad. All that and a box of chips?!?
- 7 months ago
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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SimWise
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That's an expensive bag of crisps. $30! What, were they foie gras flavour or something?
- 7 months ago
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SimWise
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idealist
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if they would have said they were dateing would they have not got in trouble? they should have just kept there mouths shut.
- 8 months ago
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idealist
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moonzNstarz
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That's a screwed up situation...So she gets fine but he gets off...Twice!!!...That's F****d up!!!
- 8 months ago
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moonzNstarz
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bluehat
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It's ridiculous that she got charged and he didn't!
- 8 months ago
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bluehat
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onemalefla
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" Raise your hand if you have ever been in a car with your pants down"
Would that be solo or with a partner?
- 8 months ago
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onemalefla
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Cosmic_kat
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Let's talk about the peeping Tom cop, there were probably 14 robberies going on around him but he wants to get to the bottom of the two adults with their pants down in the car. Raise your hand if you have ever been in a car with your pants down, ok do you want the cops around? Unless you're there against your will, you don't need the cops. I'ld like to see a scene in a movie where a guy is cruising the blvd. in a Frito Lay truck bartering for sex. Let's get some more info on that guy.
- 8 months ago
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Cosmic_kat
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Denica_Cassandra
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EW! I never was a big fan of chips but I might see this in my head next time I reach for a bag! (of chips) lol....
- 8 months ago
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Denica_Cassandra
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maryh2omann
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why the hell wasn't his name released? Isn't he just as guilty? I'm sure its not John!
- 8 months ago
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maryh2omann
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ashcatash
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After reading this story, I suddenly have a hankering for corn chips? Anyone wanna join me?
- 8 months ago
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ashcatash
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Argon18
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ashcatash:
Only if they are extra greasy
- 8 months ago
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Argon18
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yvesisaki
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Oh.....no. $1000 compared to a $35 bag of chips? Was it worth it? Really?
- 8 months ago
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yvesisaki
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lordsbassman
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Cheez-it®! Get your own box! lol
- 8 months ago
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lordsbassman
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extemporaneous
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Why is this news?
- 8 months ago
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extemporaneous
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lordsbassman
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extemporaneous:
because its on the web and obviously you commented on it.
- 8 months ago
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lordsbassman
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jadasic
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sex for some snack chips? she is desperate as hell
- 8 months ago
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jadasic
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jadasic
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sex for some snack chips? she is desperate as hell
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jadasic
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numinant
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Does anyone ever feel like a truly terrible person for constantly placing judgment on complete strangers, judgements for which all we have to go on is selective, sensationalized media reporting?
Sometimes I feel as if these stories are a poorer reflection on the gawkers than the people actually being featured in them.
- 8 months ago
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numinant
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randolph1
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numinant:
right on! i've been reading the same fucking message from everybody and yet only a few of the responses i've read seem to sympathize with what appears to be a truly sad story.
- 8 months ago
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randolph1
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B3rt
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Awww, ya gotta feel bad for her
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B3rt
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Apocalipstick
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What brand were they?
- 8 months ago
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Apocalipstick
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Valence
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Why is this on the homepage?
This crap isn't news,everyday people do stupid shit for stupid reasons.
- 8 months ago
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Valence
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GavinTheMother
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The economy is getting worse and worse. I don't think it's fair to punish the hungry. A girls gotta eat.
- 8 months ago
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GavinTheMother
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Eleganza
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As fugly as she is when I first saw the headlines I thought SHE paid the $30 dollars to GET laid...man that guy should win the 2009 desperation award...
- 8 months ago
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Eleganza
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cztheday
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The guy can still be charged -- statute of limitations has not yet run. If he WAS a Frito Lay employee, we can be pretty certain he was fired as well.
As for the analogy to "dating," I am frankly a little bummed that nobody sent me the memo that the tradeoff was an assumed thing. I guess this means I am going to have to go back and get about 20 years worth of receipts that I never "cashed in." Maybe I had better speak with my wife about this before I go any further...
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cztheday
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ash_theory
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Mmm nice trade?
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ash_theory
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ny_nj_soulchild
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Oh shit...well i can't believe that....WE NEED JERRY SPRINGER ON THIS S*IT!!! FOR REAL..
- 8 months ago
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ny_nj_soulchild
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dudefromtherock
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excellent story....ah the decline of western society, where are we headed? Can you imagine the conversation leading up to this?..." Hey tight pants are those Cheetos in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
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dudefromtherock
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BrasilNut
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I guess he got Frito LAID !!!!
LOL - 8 months ago
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BrasilNut
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ny_nj_soulchild
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BrasilNut:
.............okay.
lolz.
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ny_nj_soulchild
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rockfrek3
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BrasilNut:
lmfao
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rockfrek3
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calm_incense
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Sorry, but I can't fathom why this would even be illegal in the first place. If they were both consenting adults, then why the hell would it matter? Would it have been legal if they just decided to have sex, and then the guy decided afterward to give her chips as a gift? I'm sorry, but this just seems moronic.
- 8 months ago
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calm_incense
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artemis6
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This should not be criminal . I crave chocolate pretty bad sometimes . It has to be really good chocolate though , stuff you can get anywhere just won't cut it ..... I wouldn't have sex for it , however , it would be unwise to stand between me and my chocolate . She was way nicer than some . She could have said "Get me those chips or I WILL KILL YOU ! AAHHHHhh !" Now , that would be criminal , but understandable . Food is a need .
- 8 months ago
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artemis6
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keithponder
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Why wasn't the guy charged ?
He probably wasn't Native American.
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keithponder
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yolandaragsdale
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keithponder:
I'd love to ask Fox why. They need real news, like why they decided this was worth telling the public and why the man was not charged. Know anyone in Boston?
- 8 months ago
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yolandaragsdale
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bombastinator
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keithponder:
the article mentioned numerous previous arrests for the woman. The man may have been a first offense. If so when he does it again he'll probably be charged.
- 8 months ago
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bombastinator
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shutter318
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keithponder:
That is the key answer for the guy as to why he did not get arrested. Without really getting into the law about why he did not get arrested your reply answers the question.
- 8 months ago
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shutter318
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curtisreed
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keithponder:
maybe he's the same guy that stocks the police snack machine?
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curtisreed
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micromermaid
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No way I'd compromise my sexual dignity for $30 worth of potato chips. $30 worth of Nutella on the other hand...
- 8 months ago
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micromermaid
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yolandaragsdale
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WHY or why is this news? Its pathetic that Fox and Current think that such a sad, desperate act by two people is front page worthy. Their "crime" does not affect you or me and is being sensationalized for an "entertainment" factor. VOTE THIS DOWN! WAY DOWN
- 8 months ago
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yolandaragsdale
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eldamon
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yolandaragsdale:
It simply isn't news to YOU. Why must the rest of the world be deprived because this doesn't meet your particular standard for news? I've always wondered why it was so important to get others to think or see things the way you see them. I personally do not like brussel sprouts or coconut so I would greatly appreciate it if they could eliminated from your diet and the planet as a whole. OR - I could just not eat them and let the rest of the world go about its business.
- 8 months ago
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eldamon
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yolandaragsdale
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yolandaragsdale:
News
Timely. Relevant. Objective. Sterile. Unbiased. Fair. Balanced. Factual. Accurate.
This is an entertainment piece at best.
If someone were to expand on this (a social commetary), I would consider it more relevant to what's happening in the world.
Where's the story? This is gossip. I don't believe it belongs as the #1 front page News story. It's not news to me, and I want editors to know that. - 8 months ago
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yolandaragsdale
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shutter318
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yolandaragsdale:
Newsworthiness is defined as a subject having sufficient relevance to the public or a special audience to warrant press attention or coverage.
Normal people are not newsworthy unless they meet an unusual circumstance or tragedy. The news divides the population into two groups; those few whose lives are newsworthy, and the multitude who are born, live out their lives and die without the news media paying them any significant notice. The news has always covered subjects that catch people's attention and differ from their "ordinary lives". The news is often used for escapism and thus normal events are not newsworthy. Whether the subject is love, birth, weather, or crime, journalists' tastes inevitably run toward the unusual, the extraordinary.
The subject and newsworthiness of a story depends on the audience, as they decide what they do and do not have an interest in. The denser the population, the more global the reported news becomes, as there is a broader range of interests involved in its selection.
- 7 months ago
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shutter318
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shutter318
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yolandaragsdale:
News is the communication of information on current events which is presented by print, broadcast, Internet, or word of mouth to a third party or mass audience.
How you take news is how you take it. We all may agree or disagree with what makes front page but it is news.
What I posted was news to you and it made you voice your opinion so it worked. You got the news.
- 7 months ago
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shutter318
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gran_prix
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you can find a cheeseburger on the dollar menu, so the chip lovin' woman is an upgrade from this maury guest.
- 8 months ago
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gran_prix
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onemalefla
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gran_prix:
WHAT-EVA !!!!!!!
- 8 months ago
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onemalefla
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div
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The guy should have been charged too. It simply doesn't make sense that he wasn't charged.
- 8 months ago
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div
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FreshPlastic
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div:
Good point, I just took a double take at that. Why didn't he get charged? Double standards here - or maybe they felt sorry for him? :D
- 8 months ago
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FreshPlastic
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curtisreed
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div:
they took pity on him.
he'd already suffered enuf
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curtisreed
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michail77
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This is more of a story for farq.com
- 8 months ago
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michail77
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Douglasfir
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Better be some cheetos
- 8 months ago
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Douglasfir
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Viciouspike
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At least females are moving up there was another article some time ago about the ladies selling themselves for ciggs rofl xD sorry ladies just joking :D but yeah... sad...
- 8 months ago
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Viciouspike
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blknight
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
- 8 months ago
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blknight
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bmackin
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This is one of the first times I've been disappointed with a Current story. Current is cleary dedicated to improving the lives of others. Running this story is not appropriate, humane, or helpful.
- 8 months ago
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bmackin
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Hunnter
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bmackin:
Why is it not helpful?
It just demonstrated that there are incredibly stupid laws in place that prevent people from having sex, then someone getting food for having sex.It is also a possible future for a lot of people in the future if the financial depression gets worse than it is just now. (as it is currently the present for quite a few poor countries, even as far as child prostitution)
If that isn't helpful, then damn, i don't know what is.
- 8 months ago
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Hunnter
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curtisreed
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bmackin:
yeah, because Gore is not dedicated to stuffing his pockets by profiteering off the globa warming hysteria, no, he's saving mankind...no, scratch that, he's saving THE WORLD.
Current: do-gooders only, please.
Welcome participants include:
1) Apologists for Terrorists
2) Apologists for Muslims
3) Eco-terrorists
4) Socialists
5) Marxists
6) anarchists
7) reparations proponents
8) Global Warming proponents
9) Marijuana legalization proponents
10) Che Guevara fanclub - 8 months ago
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curtisreed
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Reedalmighty
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bmackin:
obviously because it is hilarious
- 8 months ago
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Reedalmighty
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EmperorThan
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She's from Oklahoma hahahaha that makes it so much better.
(That's where I live.)
- 8 months ago
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EmperorThan
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bombastinator
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EmperorThan:
I would have assumed Florida.
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bombastinator
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retro_Syl
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EmperorThan:
sorry.
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retro_Syl
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onemalefla
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EmperorThan:
"I would have assumed Florida"
fuck you
- 8 months ago
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onemalefla
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DeliaTheArtist
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Why did the law get involved in this? Don't people trade food for sex all the time (we just call it dating!) I'll let Riley Freeman explain... (don't know what's up with the French subtitles...)
- 8 months ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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LegendaryHater
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DeliaTheArtist:
God, I love Riley. If I ever have the misfortune of having children, I totally want a Huey and a Riley. I never understood how their grandfather's kids would be their brother or sister who would be "half ho", though. I guess it makes sense to him and that's all that matters.
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LegendaryHater
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bombastinator
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DeliaTheArtist:
As a man I assumed it was was a pretty knuckle dragging practice but for a different reason.
The whole dinner thing is to create a stage where the man can attempt to display himself to good advantage. That's why the room is dim and the tables are individually lit. If we had feathers sticking out of our butts like peacocks we'd probably be dancing arund in circles instead.... Wait... we do that too.... nevermind.
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bombastinator
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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DeliaTheArtist:
Pay for play....
- 7 months ago
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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eldamon
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She was just trying to get her snack on. She must have a serious case of munchies.
- 8 months ago
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eldamon
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HellraiserDLX
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who the hell has 30 dollar chips?????????
- 8 months ago
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HellraiserDLX
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bombastinator
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HellraiserDLX:
big box. Case probably.
- 8 months ago
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bombastinator
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lordsbassman
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HellraiserDLX:
I was wondering the samething..
- 8 months ago
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lordsbassman
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onemalefla
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HellraiserDLX:
i think it was suppose to say "CRACK chips".
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onemalefla
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HellraiserDLX
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nice chips, wanna fuck?
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HellraiserDLX
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rockstarmillionaire
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HellraiserDLX:
hahahaha!!
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rockstarmillionaire
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Zdonick
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Reading the title, I thought it may have been not as literal as it had implied.
But it really happened. And for that I wonder how many chips we're talking here.
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Zdonick
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lilysol
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Guess you can't eat just one! Shouldn't both parties that enter into an illegal act be punished? Why is she only being fined? And maybe also a public indecency charge? Now that I think about it, maybe the law is set up to protect the men, for example, Eliot Spitzer who paid approx 80,000 dollars for prostitutes over several years, never criminally charged??? Anyone know?
- 8 months ago
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lilysol
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lilysol:
Paying for sex isn't illegal because if it was then dating and marriage would both be crimes.
Getting paid for sex is illegal.
Although to be fair either way this should make dating someone a crime. Because anytime you have sex you shouldn't legally be allowed to do anything nice for the other person for the rest of the day or else it will fall under prostitution laws ;).
- 8 months ago
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theultimateend
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lilysol:
I have accepted gifts awfully close to giving it up lol (I'm married).
But don't men get in trouble for 'soliciting'??
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lilysol
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bombastinator
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lilysol:
theultimatend is wrong here. They are both illegal. I suspect it's not that he is not being punished, it's merely that he's not as interesting to the press. "Man pays for sex with box of snack chips" really isn't news. The woman wouldn't be news either if she wasn't so obviously overweight.
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bombastinator
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sweatmyhalyard
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lilysol:
The cops probably thought he already got enough punishment! haha
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sweatmyhalyard
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Eleganza
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lilysol:
LMAO!!!
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Eleganza
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Argon18
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lilysol:
I think Elliot Spitzer was charged for using goverment funds to pay for it
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Argon18
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seanalyn
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that seems like a fair price for the lovely lady
btw what kind of snack chips are we talking about here? because if its BBQ Baked Lays or Funyuns then I totally understand
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seanalyn
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corndog67
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I bet that was a good piece of ass.
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corndog67
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barbie_chola89
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corndog67:
so you'd hit that?????
oh how troubling! - 8 months ago
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bombastinator
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corndog67:
for some people quantity and quality is the same thing.
- 8 months ago
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bombastinator