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Apparently single men have another challenge on their hands when it comes to picking up women in bars - the infamous cockblocker.

Holy Taco has provided a guide to the 7 most common types of cockblockers all men should be aware of. Read on so that you can identify and manage a cockblocker with ease.
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  • added June 25, 2009

24 comments // 7 Types of Cockblockers

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    That list looks pretty comprehensive. I do want to say though that I HATE the word "cockblocker!"

    emmahill
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    =D true to life true to life lol

    echoz
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    You've gotta love this gem from number 7: "The sound of a baby crying will instantly make a vagina dryer than a 1980's BBC sitcom"

    Back to cock blockers, if only there was a way to block all the cocks on a Saturday night. There's complete and utter cocks for miles around! :o(

    FreshPlastic
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    Funny as shit but is fairly accurate

    moonzNstarz
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    UGHHH. the platonic male friend got in my way. i was so mad the rest of that day

    ariellejazmin4
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    I want the Gay friend... then I would have a blocker that would be loyal and sweet. Now I have none. But I never go home with men because I have "values" against that.

    At this point in life I just want to make friends first, and become close to people in normal ways, not sexual ... unless sparks fly after friendship develops.

    I've always been the kind of girl you can take home & the kind of girl you can take home to mom & dad. But I don't go home with anyone unless there's that friendship to relationship thing ....

    arcticspirit
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    Is it weird that I've done the opposite of cockblock? As in actively encouraged a friend to make out with a stranger at a bar.

    catchiecoo
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    Don't get me started about the Man-Hater Friend. I have come across one or two of these miserbale types -- it's true that if no one is giving her any attention or whatever, then she wont let her freind grab it all.

    But I don't know who's worse: the Plutonic male friend or the Man-Hater?

    Skyscraper08
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    HAH!

    remanns
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    So funny....and yet so true. Especially that "Girls Night Out" Group. One of the few times a group of attractive women end up being a bad thing.

    JulyJones
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    The man-hater is nearly always followed by a fun (read: loose) girl as a friend, making it the worst combo ever!

    HughbertD
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    I've noticed that a shy girl will often times hang out with a totally un shy girl !!! I don't think the same is true with guys & I think when it comes to transexuals it's mix & match! With some people,their turn ons are other people's turn offs,so things can get a bit strange that way!

    NuclearLullaby
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    sure it's funny

    stevieuk
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    Ah, the cockblock. Other blocks that ruin Modern Man's dreams...

    Panzer_Tanzler
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    The 18-1.

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    The Late-for-Work

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    The Not-Getting-High-Tonight.

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    And finally, the I-Fell-For-It-No-Winning-For-Alliance...

    Panzer_Tanzler

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