3D Porn

i'm waiting for interactive porn video games...no, seriously - is someone on top of that

Hilarious!

Nice piece on 3D!! And nice touch adding some gay-ness. I want that magazine!

Douching? Seriously? She has sex on camera for a living and doesn't even know how her own parts work?

Aint nothin wrong with porn, lol

ha ha

3D screens for in home use. Someone who knows, please tell me more!

lol.. "Her First Lesbian Sex" that was a way-too intimate look into porn! really funny thO.

YOU! This is wicked funny.

Great reporting lol. I think that 3D porn will be the porn industry's meal ticket to the money pots of consumers. If they can make it work, then viewers WILL pay for it...until they find someway to get it free.

cool, you can only have lol at this

Hysterical and educational - and as the only African-American on the network - I think that Ben Hoffman not only holds it down, but he holds it down in 3D.

"Great, go ahead and start touching each other."

That has got to be the best job ever.

haha sweet... i

that was pretty good.

Gee Ben, do you have with too much free time on your hands?

No, wait a minute, it's your job, right? Current-TV actually pays you to make these segments--despite the inaccuracies.

The opening statement, "With box office revenues in decline,.." is not really true right now. But hey, I guess you think it's okay to make Hollywood appear to be looking desperate for a gimmick to increase revenues.

Well, that aside, 3D is indeed an obvious natural for porn.

However, judging from the appearance of porn cameraman Matt Morningwood's shooting rig,
that huge interocular (the distance between the center of the two lenses) will NOT make for good close-ups. It WILL create eye-gouging headache-inducing ones, though.

And porn sure does use a lot of closeup, eh?

But since Matt was using non-genlockable Panasonic P2-card cameras, he probably can't use a Lanc device to even get the synch close.

On the other hand, maybe out of synch horizontal movement (which will create false depth cues) isn't a concern here. Maybe it's just "Z-axis motion" that matters in 3D porn.

Sorry, but it just kills me when people think that all they have to do is put two cameras side-by-side to shoot 3D movies.

How many eyeballs in the Bible Belt (the geographic area where porn sells the greatest) do you think will be pulled out of their sockets by this masterpiece?

(There's a great opening there for a crude joke, but I'll let you fill in that blank yourself).

-- Dave

Hah, this has gotta be one of Ben's best tech reports. It's amazing he even kept a straight face during most of this!

my goal in life is to become friends with someone whos in the porn industry.

they just seem so cool and frank.

porn is for losers.

Your job is just so boring isn't it Ben?

One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble !! LOL

Why do I suddenly feel like playing Tennis?

I don't know if I want a gigantic WANG coming at me in my living room

Eh... 3D always seems to let me down with regular movies. Now it seems to have found another way to let me down...

give me a couple of james cameron's cameras and some young japanese ladies!

"hey sweetheart, piss on that lens."

hahaha, great tech report field shoot. sorry to hear about your toilet paper problems, ben.

An informative day. Not really a fun day, my ass Ben!

IMO 3d doesn't enhance my regular movie experience i don't think it would affect my er.. other activities pointless gimmick

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how about Ben Jackoffman

Matt Morningwood - best porn name ever!

Wickedly funny!! Well done!!

Ben Hoffman you are a god. Soooo funny as always :D