Get on TV: Haiku Movie Review for the Last Film You Saw
It could be DVD, VHS, Blu-Ray, Big Screen, iPod, YouTube or even Zoetrope.
But the format has to be the same: 5 syllables, 7 syllables and then 5 syllables. In the comments.
Also, include WHICH movie you're talking about. Last time, you guys made us work to figure out what film you decided to grace with a haiku.
And don't forget to sound them out! In return, you could make it onto an episode of The Rotten Tomatoes Show and then we'll then have Brett or Ellen perform your masterpiece on The Rotten Tomatoes Show.
And that is a bragging right worth tens of thousands of Internets.
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- jlichman
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my haiku is for transformers revenge of the fallen
I saw trans-for-mers
shuck-ing - and - jiv-ing - ro-bots?
shame - on - you - Mich-aelthank you : )
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- Johnny_Astro
- 5 months ago
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Watchmen
The Movie is Pretty Good
Despite The Fact that
There is a glowing ****
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- wolfgang0314
- 5 months ago
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Up
A Movie Called Up
Which Ironically Takes Place
Almost All On Ground
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- Mackenzie_Sheppard
- 5 months ago
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Transformers sequel
Three quarters of the movie
Where was Optimus?
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The Proposal:
Ryan and Sandra
Tried to make me El Oh El
But, they failed big time
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- Sneaky_Mofos
- 5 months ago
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to PUPLIC ENEMIES:
dramatic shoot-outs
and historic characters
yet Depp played himself-
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- 10000staringfaces
- 5 months ago
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Transformers Revenge of the fallen
The best CGI
Is Megan Fox's Makeup
It never smuges -
They shoot horses, don't they?
A lot of people
get really really tired.
(films for the tired) -
on Public Enemy: an ode to Johnny Depp
(I think Brett should perform this one)oh my johnny boy
golden tickets, black pearls, guns?
you can deliver!-
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- kimberlyashdown
- 5 months ago
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Up
Kind of depressing,
Considering it's for kids.
What the hell, Pixar?-
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- TheUnanswerableQuestionOfTimothy
- 5 months ago
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Hair
Again- Hippies rock
through crazed riots and pot clouds.
I bought the soundtrack.-
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- kitteneater
- 5 months ago
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Ice Age 3
Ice age meets Bronze age?
This movie should have been called
Land of the Lost 2.Alternate:
Ice age meets Bronze age?
They should have called this movie
Land of the Lost 2Public Enemies
Dreamy Johnny Deep,
You haven't won an Oscar?
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PUBLIC ENEMIES
Movie's good. Not great.
Needs more Bale and Crudup.
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Michael Bay movie
Slow motion helicopter flying over
This shit sucks...
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- EmperorThan
- 5 months ago
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Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Tim Curry Thinks To self,
Dang Time and age. i used to
Fit in those CorsetsAtonement
Two Of the Hottest
People ever crave the other,
it will never work28 Days Later
Danny boyle's Flick
About Zombies makes me ask
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Why am I crying
Througout a kids flick called Up?
Feeling really Down.-
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- MastersOfNonePodcast
- 5 months ago
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the movie Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters...
four comedy nerds
save the world-
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- TheMoviePimp
- 5 months ago
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Ice Age III
The rat thing finds food.
Dinosaur eggs on thin ice.
Same old, same real old. -
(octopus vs bird on youtube....nothing like the other animal fights.)
not a real face-off
bird searching for food fails...*sigh
well aimed water jet
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Indy 4
Indiana Jones.......
You really think we believe
a fridge saved your life?Alternate:
Indiana Jones,
a senior and his new hot son,
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Public Enemies:
John robs bank. Bang! Bang!
Gets locked up. Breaks out. Bang! Bang!
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Transformers 2
Megan is a Fox
Ghetto Robots.
Epic explosions.
Hey, where did the plot go?-
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- treymadstone
- 4 months ago
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Seen the new trailer?
The Last Avatar
Coming to your theater
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Year One:
Michael Cera Great
Shooting locations - perfect
Too much Jack Black yack -
17 again (okay, i realize that this is not the last film i saw)
Zac Efron, Dreamboat...
but is he a good actor?
sorry, he is not...Plan 9 from outer space
The worst Film ever?
For shame golden turkey men,
there are worse, like glen
