Megan Fox Is A MAN!
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LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
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I hope this isn't true cause she is freaking hot...
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Racslider
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This is exactly why I never watch TV any more..Who's' Morgan Fox? or what ever his name is..People in this business should understand Disneyland is a week-end get-a-way....Not a way of life A city of Moron's and Celebutards
- 7 months ago
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Racslider
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unclecharlie
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Ha!Ha! She has the figure of a stick of bamboo, and is about as shapely as one. But, a man? Ha!Ha! No tranvestite on earth could ever look like her. No surgeon is that good. Man? Nope- quit reading the Weekly World news.
- 7 months ago
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unclecharlie
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metalcookiesxy70
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I really think the Current staff should check upon the links to the posts here, to really make the story itself, relevant, it seems that might the solution to the problem....
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metalcookiesxy70
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FallenMorgan
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A mentally insane homeless man is a more reliable source than that website.
- 7 months ago
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FallenMorgan
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cztheday
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Never one to shy away from awesome responsibility, I hereby volunteer to spend a week or two with her...er...him in order to better determine whether she/he does indeed "bat for the other team."
Or, as my good friend Hank 5 would say:
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
.Or, as my even better friend, George Carlin would say:
Yeah, it may be hard on her, but you can't lick her by being soft...
- 7 months ago
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cztheday
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GodsnLiberals
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she probably has a bigger dick than you
- 7 months ago
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GodsnLiberals
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LegendaryHater
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Oh, Weekly World News. Where would we be without you?
- 7 months ago
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LegendaryHater
