In light of Sarah Palin’s flurry of tetchy litigation threats, allow me to clarify something. I only observed[*] that the soon-to-be-unemployed ex-pageant contestant seemed to be on methamphetamine on Friday, given her herky-jerky, Lohan-at-midnight delivery of paranoid effusions spinning on a dizzying merry-go-round of self-congratulation and jingoistic non sequiturs.
Let’s be honest: We’ve all seen gals in my Christian Crack Whore Ministry more poised than Sarah — and better put together than that Mad Libs speech of hers! Nevertheless, I never said that I was 100% almost certain that the poor thing actually was on meth when she delivered her turbidly unresigned resignation and cruel, gratuitous putdown of deceased fish (the very symbol of our faith!). No, that was Jesus who said that about her. And good luck to Sarah, trying to get even federal jurisdiction over all three parties to the Trinity!
[*Comment on Facebook to which Mrs. Palin’s attorneys object: “The only discernible difference between the Governor of South Carolina’s televised breakdown with an effusive gurgitation of unwanted words and the Governor of Alaska’s televised breakdown with an effusive gurgitation of unwanted words is that the latter seems to have been delivered on meth.”]
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Let’s be honest: We’ve all seen gals in my Christian Crack Whore Ministry more poised than Sarah — and better put together than that Mad Libs speech of hers! Nevertheless, I never said that I was 100% almost certain that the poor thing actually was on meth when she delivered her turbidly unresigned resignation and cruel, gratuitous putdown of deceased fish (the very symbol of our faith!). No, that was Jesus who said that about her. And good luck to Sarah, trying to get even federal jurisdiction over all three parties to the Trinity!
[*Comment on Facebook to which Mrs. Palin’s attorneys object: “The only discernible difference between the Governor of South Carolina’s televised breakdown with an effusive gurgitation of unwanted words and the Governor of Alaska’s televised breakdown with an effusive gurgitation of unwanted words is that the latter seems to have been delivered on meth.”]
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- unimatrix0
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Hehehe......
~Fufufufufufu......
Ah, I still wonder why she is being annouced, she should have been gone, about a year ago....
And there is that advertisement again, I really wonder why does these advertisements of Sarah Palin keep coming here, its very unlikely....
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- metalcookiesxy70
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Really???
This is what Current is posting these days?
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- AnnaleeNoir
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