According to Stuart Keen's mum (he's probably too busy willing it to come back to life in private to take interviews right now), this was basically bound to happen sooner or later.
"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools," she told press. "This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
She also that he's "quite embarrassed about the whole incident."
Having mulled it over, it's safe to say embarrassed's probably not the first adjective I'd have thought of if I'd just sliced my genitalia off.
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- richjm
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OMG..That sounds a sore one...guys can you feel the pain
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@ulTraBoy on twitter says "Owie!!! Definitely NOT a good day for this guy:"
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- twitterbot
- 4 months ago
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"Willing it to come back to life in private" sounds very much like what teenage boys spend their time doing locked in their sheds/<insert secluded place here>
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Bet that smarts.
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Ouch My Genitalia!! gives OMG a new meaning.
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Here's your sign!?!
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- SHAWN_RITTIMAN
- 4 months ago
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I bet he will think twice before he get's a woody anymore?
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- Debrinconcita
- 4 months ago
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That was against the grain Deb...watch out for that crosscut!
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- SHAWN_RITTIMAN
- 4 months ago
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Bet he won't be so "cocky" next time he decides to "prick" himself with sharp instruments....dick!
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- dudefromtherock
- 4 months ago
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Sounds like something you would see on the the Red Green show!
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- SHAWN_RITTIMAN
- 4 months ago
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I almost didn't click the link cause it hurt me just reading it... Now that I did i'm gonna have penis-less nightmares...
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- Herbal_Minded
- 4 months ago
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Until it heals up he should be careful not to pull on it too hard. It might come off in his hand.
