Wanted: Witch - must not be allergic to cats

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A Job Centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year. The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.

Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.

The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.



£50K - Where do I apply <|:)
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EclecticBadger
  • added July 07, 2009

4 comments // Wanted: Witch - must not be allergic to cats

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    good wage, dont think i have told them on my cv yet that i have a broom

    stevieuk
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    Sounds like a great wage but it's pro rata, so they'd only earn a proportion of that seeing as it's "based on work done as needed, largely in the summer holidays, but also at Halloween and at Christmas."

    Sounds ace but it'll probably not be a huge amount in the end.

    richjm
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    EcleticBadger - good to see you did the maths in the end. Cos initially this witch role sounds better paid than the TV host for the porn channel!

    Wonder what we'll see on the job boards tomorrow?

    AnnieMole
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    interesting

    dreamsenvoy
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