Bus driver drops pants, farts in old lady's face

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A bus driver is understood to be have been fired after he pulled down his trousers and broke wind in the face of an elderly passenger.

The old lady had tottered up to the driver's cab to complain about his driving after she was apparently thrown from his seat when he sped around a corner.

According to The Sun "instead of apologising, the windy First Bus driver replied: "How do you like this, then?"

He then dropped his kecks, hopped onto his seat, stuck his backside against the plastic window and let rip inches from the pensioner's face."
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  • added July 08, 2009

16 comments // Bus driver drops pants, farts in old lady's face

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    He knows how to win an argument.

    emmahill
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    Who even thinks to do that. anyways that's one way to have the final word on the matter.

    benson5
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    haha.... i'm sorry... i know it wasn't very professional of him (and the fact the old lady fell out of her seat isn't funny).... but that guy is a comedy genius for thinking that one up!

    Mr_T
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    To be fair, I can't imagine the patience required to drive a bus. Think of how many hot, smelly, rude passengers that drivers deal with on a daily basis. I'm not surprised more drivers don't snap. He gets points for creativity for his blow out...

    abbym0308
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    Is this a wind up?

    marko9
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    I love the bit in the article where it says he was on his last chance as he'd previously hit a couple of bus stops. I mean I'm not Mr Driver of the year but surely the aim of the job is to pull up at the stops, not drive through them!

    marko9
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    With an increasingly angry population and the increase in road rage it was good this driver was able to do deal with the confrontation and blow off a bit of steam.

    i thank you.

    benson5
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    look, i'm sorry. i was having a bad day. i've stopped that sort of thing now.

    matlaroche
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    What a nutter. Legendary performance.

    karmafrog
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    He goes down in my book as an absolute LEGEND.

    Hendrix_Is_God
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    This reminds me of Michael Douglas in that film Falling Down, except on a much smaller scale.

    Good on him.

    Although he's lost his job I bet the stress release must have been brilliant.

    bubbeemonkey
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    Heres your day pass lady......is that shart on your chin?? He is my hero!

    SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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    He just invented a new category of loosing it.

    Well there's "going postal" which involves a shooting spree.

    Now there's "going bus driver" which involves a farting spree.

    pjacobs51
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    What is it with Bus Drivers and their tendencies to be absolute nutters! It reminds me of a journey I took recently and I must admit i've never been so tense on a Bus ride before.

    The driver was treating the Bus like a soupped up Vauxhall Nova! Proper Boy Racer tricks like racing other traffic off from the lights. I actually thought the bus had been fitted with Formula 1 style launch control.

    ChrisERoots
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    Ahh. Public transport. The pleasant memories.

    sickinjersey
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    Don't make me go public transit on your ass!! I remember riding a bus when I was about 14 and the driver was distracted and missed a stop where an elderly lady was waving her arms and jumping up and down all pissed. It was a long strait stretch and he saw her in his mirror and stopped 4 blocks up. He says hold on and drove backwards about 1000 ft and got her. I will never forget the looks on the faces of her and the passengers when he opened the doors and let her in. Awesome driving!

    SHAWN_RITTIMAN

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